New SPAD Chair Isa Samad Announces Major Investment In Fidget Spinners

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Tan Sri Isa Samad wasted no time after assuming the Chairmanship of The Land Public Transport Commission (SPAD) today, by announcing the Commission would be investing heavily to corner the lucrative global Fidget Spinner market. “Felda Global Ventures lost RM13.4 Billion in shareholder value after RM850million worth of questionable money-losing ventures including an […]

Uber, GrabCar Vehicles ordered to smell as bad as Taxis

MALAYSIA:  Under amendments to the Land Transport Act, drivers working for ride-sharing apps like Uber and GrabCar will soon be legally obligated to to smell as bad as most local Taxis. “Malaysians have become accustomed to a certain quality of taxi service,” said a cab driver, “if we the world’s worst taxis have to compete […]

Nation’s Broken Taxi Meters Expected To Repair Themselves After Fare Increase

KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation’s rosak taxi meters are expected to spontaneously start working again on the 1st April it was revealed today. “Its always been a mystery why these taxi meters break down,” said a local transport analyst, “but it always seems to happen on rainy evenings when passengers are desperate and have no other […]