Strong Robust Economy Will Completely Collapse If Criticised

KUALA LUMPUR: Economic experts agreeing with Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Abdul Rahman Dahlan confirmed even though the rock-solid Malaysian Economy is robust and built on sound fundamentals, it could totally collapse if criticised by irresponsible media outlets like the Malaysian Insight and Edge Weekly. “The Malaysian economy is like a turtle. […]

Blacklisted Pro-Bersih Companies Still Allowed To Pay Us Taxes, Govt Assures

PETALING JAYA: Not long after Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Abdul Rahman Dahlan tweeted companies who support the Bersih movement would be blacklisted from government contracts, PMO insiders were quick to console these soon-to-be snubbed companies they could still pay the government their corporate taxes. “The government may have an issue with Bersih […]

Rahman Dahlan Appointed Minister Of Obvious (MO1)

PUTRAJAYA:  Colleagues and well-wishers gathered at the office of BN Strategic Communications Director, Datuk Abdul Rahman Dahlan today, to congratulate him upon his appointment as the nation’s new Minister of Obvious. “The Minister of Obvious is a senior cabinet position added to his communications portfolio,” explained a senior official, “after admitting PM Datuk Seri Najib […]

Rahman Dahlan’s Brain: Check With Me First Before Using Mouth To Talk About 1MDB

PUTRAJAYA:  Today the brains of Barisan Nasional strategic communications director Abdul Rahman Dahlan, said they should have been consulted first, before his mouth exposed his recent opinions about 1MDB and the US department of Justice. “Why brag about the PM not being specifically mentioned in the DOJ report?” said Rahman Dahlan’s frontal lobe, “is it […]

Man Following Rahman Dahlan ‘Wake Up Early Toll-Free’ Advice Finds Small Stranger Living In Home

KLANG VALLEY:  Today a man who had been following Rahman Dahlan’s ingenious ‘wake up early’ road toll avoidance strategy for the past few years was shocked to discover several people he was unfamiliar with living in his home. “I leave my house at 5AM to get on Sungai Buloh Road and use it to return […]