EC Celebrates Redelineation Exercise With Commemorative Pizza

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysia’s Election Commission (EC) in partnership with several fast-food chains released a special commemorative pizza today celebrating the almost-completed, completely fair and equitable, GE14 Selangor redelineation exercise. “The Selangor GE14 pizza is topped with delicious chicken sausage and chili distributed between carefully designated boundaries,” an EC spokesman explained assuring voters the pizza in […]

Italy Cuts Ties With M’sia For Crimes Against Natural Order Of Pizza

  ROME:  In a formal statement, Italy ended diplomatic ties with Malaysia this afternoon after a viral image of a ‘pizza tougeh’ was classified a crime against the natural order of pizza. .   A spokesman for Italy’s international diplomacy Pizza sanctity task-force Mario Tagliatelle said in a statement, “for many years we have quietly […]

Malaysian arrested for Crimes Against Natural Order of Pizza

Submitted by Offensive Culinary Fusion Editor, ROME: Malaysian-Italian diplomatic relations will be tested this week after the owner of Damansara restaurant ‘Italy Boleh’ Abdullah bin Azim was arrested while holidaying with his family.   Italian authorities who were monitoring  Mr Abdullah’s restaurant menu items for some time, detained him once he landed at Leonardo da Vinci […]