N. Korean Tourism Left Reeling After All 3 M’sians Cancel Holidays

PYONGYANG:  North Korea’s world-class tourism industry suffered a crippling blow today after news broke Malaysia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued a travel ban in response to escalating international tensions. “We are disappointed to learn all three Malaysian tourists planning holidays have canceled,” said North Korean People’s Army Tourism Liaison General, Kim Dong-gil. “Our Kuala Lumpur […]

N. Korea Backs Hadi – Agree Only Nationals Can Investigate Crimes Committed Abroad

  PYONGYANG:  PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang who recently urged foreign powers not to meddle in Malaysia’s 1MDB even if it involved nationals committing crimes in their own foreign countries, found unlikely support today in the form of a mandatory-to-watch 1:00pm special broadcast on North Korean state television. “The Democratic People’s Republic of […]

Malaysia tells N. Korea: We only compromise investigations involving our Prime Minister

PETALING JAYA:  Today officials close to Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Anifah Aman hit out at North Korea’s baseless, delusional allegations and distrust of Malaysia’s investigation into the murder of Kim Jong-nam. “The foreign office assures that Malaysia has no interest in putting North Korea in a poor light as doing so has no bearing on […]

DOJ to M’sian IGP: Sorry about N. Korea. It really sucks when people say your probe is a conspiracy!

WASHINGTON:  Today, a spokesman for the US Department of Justice kleptocracy division sympathised with Malaysian police who were told by North Korean authorities they would not accept the results of their investigation into the murder of Kim Jong-un’s half brother. “Yes we here at the US DoJ know only too well when a crime is […]

North Korea claims to have built a Malaysian roti bom

PYONGYANG:  Today North Korea’s Supreme Leader King Jong-Un announced in a broadcast it has developed the capability to build a Malaysian roti bom.   Washington based Malaysian diplomats have been called in to explain the situation to US officials. “Let this be a warning to the United States,” said a North Korean central news anchor, “we […]