MRT Destruction On Track For 2020 Say Vandals

  KUALA LUMPUR: Today the nation’s public transport vandals said the destruction of the modern, Mass Rapid Transit Corporation (MRT) Sungai Buloh-Kajang Line was well underway and will be completed on schedule and within budget, thanks to their commitment to best demolition practices. “We have our best vandals working the MRT night and day,” explained […]

Thousands Forgive 1MDB Scandal After Riding MRT

    KAJANG: After an enjoyable ride along the new MRT Sungai Buloh-Kajang (SBK) line this morning, thousands of commuters announced they have forgiven Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for the multi-billion ringgit 1MDB scandal. “I admit I had misgivings towards the Prime Minister and Barisan Nasional,” said one commuter, “particularly in April when 1MDB […]

Angered by pro-Mahathir twin towers outfit, govt demands Miss Universe dress as MRT

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysia’s Kiran Jassal came under fire for her controversial outfit choice last night after she unveiled her entry into the flamboyant Miss Universe national costume contest. “Clearly Designers Rizman Nordin and Wan Ruzaini Wan Jamil are making some sort of subtle pro-Mahathirist statement by dressing our lovely Kiran Jassal as the twin towers,” […]