Strong Robust Economy Will Completely Collapse If Criticised

KUALA LUMPUR: Economic experts agreeing with Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Abdul Rahman Dahlan confirmed even though the rock-solid Malaysian Economy is robust and built on sound fundamentals, it could totally collapse if criticised by irresponsible media outlets like the Malaysian Insight and Edge Weekly. “The Malaysian economy is like a turtle. […]

Too many Malaysians ‘livin on a prayer’ to hear it played live, Bon Jovi told

KUALA LUMPUR:  Just days before his concert at Merdeka stadium, local entertainment authorities have told Bon Jovi’s tour manager to consider local sensitivities and not perform ‘livin on a prayer’ in Malaysia. “We know the song is quite famous, but we have a lot of struggling Malaysians actually livin on a prayer right now,” said […]

Nation’s glove makers fear hudud will cut revenues by half

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Pah King Ca, CEO of one of Malaysia’s largest glove makers Glove Me Long Time Sdn Bhd hit back at recent claims from PAS President Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang that turning to Islam would save the economy. “We still see strong export potential for latex gloves,” he said in a statement […]

KL homeless celebrate 6.2% Q1 GDP growth

Submitted by Destitute Economic Expert Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the estimated 1500 KL homeless yet to be detained under the Destitute Persons Act, praised the government for encouraging first quarter GDP growth figures. “Malaysia is on target to exceed the world bank’s annual target of 5.2% economic growth,” said one elderly man counting the coins […]

PM: We can be like Spain

Submitted by: Editor in Chief PUTRAJAYA:  In an attempt to get enthusiasm for the Euro 2012 championship to ‘rub off’ onto his limp administration, the Prime Minister today donned a Spanish red football jersey and held up a mock trophy to the press gallery. “Malaysians can be winners supported by creativity, productivity, adaptability and innovative […]