Italy Cuts Ties With M’sia For Crimes Against Natural Order Of Pizza

  ROME:  In a formal statement, Italy ended diplomatic ties with Malaysia this afternoon after a viral image of a ‘pizza tougeh’ was classified a crime against the natural order of pizza. .   A spokesman for Italy’s international diplomacy Pizza sanctity task-force Mario Tagliatelle said in a statement, “for many years we have quietly […]

BN leaders exposed as Secret Gang Members

Submitted by Secret Handshake Editor, SELANGOR:  Informant and Investigator Suresh Singh is used to being on the move.  He is also used to being coerced to deny by way of a second statutory declaration almost any of his revelations as well.  This week he uncovered something after which his life will never be the same. […]

Panda Vigilante squad tackle street crime

Submitted by: Crime Buster Editor MALACCA: Minister for Information and Barisan Nasional ‘young gun’ since 1974, Datuk Seri Dr Rais Bowl yesterday unveiled his comprehensive plan to reduce the high crime rate plaguing the country. “The problem is, our police force is unable to cope with the sheer magnitude of patrolling all car parks and […]

Johor welcomes Singaporean tourists

Submitted by: Southern Regional Editor JOHOR:  Wealthy visitors from Singapore have enjoyed the many delights available to them just across the Causeway in Johor.    Popular attractions include the famous ‘Ripe Mangoes’ KTV, challenging un-kept golf greens, cheap seafood, subsidized Ron 93 petrol and the ability to purchase counterfeit Blu-ray disks for 20 ringgit. Tourists are […]