Your 2017 Rooster Year Horoscope

It’s time once again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what fame and fortune awaits us for the coming year! Rooster: Born in 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957, Well this is embarrassing.  That penis ring your girlfriend gave you is coming off easily. Dog: Born in […]

5 brilliant Malaysian life hacks to make you look fabulous without doing anything

Submitted by Anything But Diet and Exercise Editor, Do you find yourself getting up in the morning, and going to sleep at night when you feel tired?  Do you sometimes have an uncomfortable empty feeling in your stomach when you haven’t eaten in a while?  Are you older now, then you were yesterday?  You might […]

Handy tips to beat the RON95 fuel price hikes!

Brought to you by the Malaysian Finance Minister, Dear Voters, It may seem strange to get advice on saving money from a government who spends RM4,000 on wall clocks, but I want you to know there are plenty of ways to overcome the RON95 fuel increase; 1 Don’t Look It can be stressful at the […]