Inspired by PM, local sperm bank returns donations

PUCHONG:  Today, local sperm bank Designer Babies 4U announced it would follow the Prime Minister’s example by returning its not utilised donations. “Malaysians are skeptical anyone would return a generous donation given without conditions,” explained Najib supporting sperm clinic director, Yu Kum Nao, “but we think if the PM can do it, so More...

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By Editor On Sunday, June 28th, 2015

Malaysian Government Considers Allowing Gay Marriage To Stamp Out Gay Sex

KUALA LUMPUR: Today, the Malaysian government revealed it like the US, could legalise Gay marriage even though it still officially recognizes homosexual acts as a crime under Section 377 of the Penal Code. “I’ve More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

BANGSAR:  This week, a couple demanded the government publicly disclose full details of their 1MDB backroom financial deals by protesting on the balcony of their Bangsar South apartment. “The couple were More...

By Editor On Saturday, January 24th, 2015

Manager of KL’s Beach Club Warns Opening Hooters Restaurants Will Hurt Malaysia’s Reputation

KUALA LUMPUR:  Last night, Sum Ting Wong a manager at Jalan P.Ramlee’s internationally famous Beach Club nightspot, joined a chorus of concerned groups opposing the opening of Malaysia’s first Hooters More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

Sexually active, orgasmic women live 10% longer, say scientists who really should be curing Ebola

Submitted by High Priority Research Editor, MANCHESTER: Today, the scientific community released groundbreaking new research about sexually active couples which is of far greater interest to the public then a cure More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

Experts: It’s not our fault we don’t believe transgenders have rights, we were just born this way!

Noh Omar says it took a lot of courage to ‘come out’ and publicly admit he was intolerant of gays but now that he is out in the open, he recommends more govt officials do the same. KUALA LUMPUR:  Following More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

Ridhuan Tee warns AirAsia WiFi enables sky-high WeChat sex hook-ups

Submitted by Airborne Morality Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Writer and well-known aviation services expert, Ridhuan Tee, warned AirAsia today they were inviting the ‘wrath of God’ by introducing WiFi instant More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 28th, 2014

Malaysian comfort women warn volatile Isis militants could go off at any time

  MIDDLE EAST:  Brave Malaysian comfort women have been boosting the morale of militants by ‘laying down their bodies’ to support the Isis struggle, it has been revealed today. “This is a very special More...

By Editor On Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

Ipoh newlyweds rush home to rip each other’s clothes back on

Submitted by Fully Clothed Consummation Editor, IPOH:  A semi-nude couple that took social media feeds by storm this week, have announced they officially got married this morning, and are eager to rush back to More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 14th, 2014

Man who brings lube to work meetings claims reputation worth RM50Mil

Submitted by Frictionless Employee Reputation Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A promising executive who admits to bringing KY sex Jelly with him to business meetings is claiming RM50mil in compensation from his former More...