PAS Calls For Melbourne Airport Alcohol Ban

PETALING JAYA:  Today PAS members called for a complete alcohol ban at all Australian airports after it was revealed the drunk mental patient who tried to ‘blow up’ flight MH128 was already intoxicated when he boarded the plane. “MH128 departed Melbourne airport at 11:11PM Wednesday night with the hijacking attempt concurring at 11:28PM, only More...

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By Editor On Thursday, January 19th, 2017

Satisfying Terengganu Authorities, Unmarried Woman Commuter Weds Uber Driver

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Complying with the inevitable Religious Affairs requirements, 21-year-old civil servant, Fadzilah Binti Abang married her Uber ride-sharing pickup 31-year-old Abdullah Bin Bakar this morning More...

By Editor On Thursday, October 20th, 2016

After Hotdog Row, Kevin Bacon Changes Name to Kevin Beef Bacon

HOLLYWOOD:  Today the management of Hollywood actor Kevin Bacon the star of movies such as Footloose, A Few Good Men and X-Men First Class announced he was planning a name change to attract new fans. “Kevin More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 8th, 2016

Peeping Tom Gives New Jais App Five Stars

SUBANG JAYA:  Professional voyeur and self-appointed syariah law enforcer, 42-year-old Kid Kangkung gave the new Jais smartphone app a five out of five star rating in the Google play store today. “The Jais app More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 15th, 2016

Jakim Confirms McDonalds Eaters Go To Heaven – Doctors Warn It May Happen Sooner Than You Think

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (Jakim) assured concerned Muslims they will still go to heaven eating McDonalds, with health experts saying eating enough high-cholesterol Big More...

By Editor On Sunday, June 12th, 2016

Cover Up During Ramadan, Kelantan Mufti Tells Thailand

KOTA BARU:  Today the Kelantan Mufti urged Thai women living in towns bordering the state to dress conservatively, as their provocative attire could tempt visiting Muslims. “The Thai town of Golok is only 40 More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 7th, 2016

Risk Of Losing Limbs Under Hudud Will Make Criminals Change, Say People Still Riding Escalators

NATION:  Today Malaysians who continued to ride escalators despite recent incidents confirmed the threat of losing a limb will make criminals change their thieving ways. “Once a robber sees pictures of hudud More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 6th, 2016

JAWI Raids Pusat Sains Negara For Turning Gay

BUKIT KIARA: This morning, Federal Territories Islamic Affairs Department (JAWI) authorities raided a science museum whose recent renovations indicate the building is ‘coming out.’ “Pusat Sains Negara might More...

By Editor On Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

Jakim certifies rain as halal

SHAH ALAM:  At a press conference today the Health Ministry and Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim) officially gave rain halal certification. “After we approved Lumin halal spring water, testing More...

By Editor On Sunday, November 8th, 2015

Hindus Say Ministry Shopping Cart Guidelines Must Include Beef-Free Supermarket Trolleys

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today representatives from Malaysia’s Indian community demanded the Health Ministry shopping cart guidelines include segregated Hindu beef-free supermarket trolleys in addition to the proposed More...