Air rescue team sweeps Johor in search of property buyers

JOHOR:  Armed with satellite imagery, property developer air rescue crews today began flights over miles of unsold properties searching for buyers. “I saw a man walk into a show unit on my morning patrol,” said Iskandar buyer search member Abdul Aziz, “but he just went in there to grab a free 100plus.  I hope he comes back with his checkbook, More...

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By Editor On Friday, January 23rd, 2015

Paris Hilton and 2AM arrive to celebrate Malaysia’s unaffordable property market

PETALING JAYA:  With the country on the brink of a possible economic crisis, property developer Empire City has wisely decided to host a lavish Party of the Century this evening to sell expensive luxury apartments More...

By Editor On Friday, November 22nd, 2013

New Mont Kiara condo boasts breathtaking views of London

Well you’ve arrived.   Wealth has come your way but it hasn’t been easy has it?  Remember those school boys that mocked you? the cousin who laughed at your setbacks? and the sibling that lent you some start-up More...

By Editor On Monday, September 2nd, 2013

African condominium bans Malaysians

Submitted by Racist Condominium editor, JOHANNESBURG:   In the well-to-do suburb of Sandton, a group of apartment owners at the exclusive African Winds Apartments  have had enough of the antics of misbehaving More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

2012 BN protest 2007 BN stupidity

Submitted by; Holy Spelunking Editor,   As Samy Vellu swore to defend the Batu Caves Temple and it’s delicate surrounding wildlife from the proposed condominium project, a rare furry swamp badger who had More...

By Editor On Monday, July 2nd, 2012

Fortunes to be made in real estate

Submitted by: Property Editor PETALING JAYA: “Now is the perfect time to buy Malaysian property” is what millionaire real estate guru Lu Kin Wong has been telling buyers since he started selling homes in 1998. More...