Police: Extraterrestrials infiltrating opposition

Submitted by: Close Encounters Editor KUALA LUMPUR:  Assal Bin Dun, leader of the Malaysia Undercover Police Probing Extraterrestrial Things (MUPPET) squad, presented inquiry findings to Parliament this week. The report concluded that numerous DAP, PKR and PAS members had been consumed by body snatching slime aliens determined to overthrow the government.  The recent street protests […]