Penangites Reassured Despite Budget Funding Snub They Can Still Pay Tax

PENANG: Today Penang residents expressed their disappointment with Budget 2016 after it was revealed the state did not receive any development funding. “Penang is a major economic hub and a major tourist attraction,” said a local resident, “even if its residents have elected a non-BN government, why should it be overlooked?” “The government More...

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By Editor On Sunday, September 20th, 2015

For Unauthorised Photo Use, Amanah Publicist Sentenced To One Year Following Felixia Yeap Online

PETALING JAYA:  Today an Amanah youth wing PR member was punished for using unauthorised photos of Felixia Yeap in a political meme by being forced to read and like everything she posts on Facebook for one year. Despite More...

By Editor On Sunday, August 30th, 2015

Vuvuzelas As Annoying As Government, Say Bersih 4 Protesters

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Bersih 4 protesters admitted the ear splitting sound of vuvuzelas is as annoying as having Najib Tun Razak in office. “There are thousands here at Bersih4 sending one united message,” More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 18th, 2015

PAS: Pakatan can continue as a loveless marriage of convenience

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today PAS Youth said even if DAP and PKR have declared the Pakatan coalition to be over, doesn’t mean it couldn’t still live on as a sad loveless marriage of political convenience. “Just More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

PAS Kelantan: We Must Move Forward Into The Past Or Risk Being Left Behind

KOTA BARU:  In a bid to reverse the party’s dissatisfaction with their president, PAS leaders united today, and rode in on camel-back to announce their newest initiative. “Today we join the Abbasid Caliphate More...

By Editor On Tuesday, February 10th, 2015

Anwar Verdict: Lawyers Give Saiful All Clear To Wash Bottom

KUALA LUMPUR:  After an exhausting seven-year ordeal, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan’s legal council gave him the ‘go ahead’ this afternoon to use the bathroom and wash his bottom. “We have More...

By Editor On Saturday, December 27th, 2014

Floods delaying Hudud a sign from God to introduce it, say PAS

Submitted by Heavenly Policy Endorsement Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:   The son of PAS’s spiritual leader Pasir Mas MP Nik Mohamad Abduh, has confirmed that the worsening Flood disaster that has postponed the introduction More...

By Editor On Monday, November 17th, 2014

Hadi tells DAP, “It’s not you, it’s me.”

GOMBAK:  This morning PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang responded to DAP central executive committee members who complained about his absence at crucial Pakatan Rakyat meetings. “How can Pakatan move More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 29th, 2014

I’m going to think twice before hiring any more pretty faced political aides says Anwar

Submitted by High Cheek Boned Hiring Policy Editor, PALACE OF JUSTICE:  In a serious blow to highly qualified but gorgeous effeminate political aides across the country, opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim announced More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 15th, 2014

Forget poverty eradication, or corruption. Who can drink beer is the nation’s most urgent issue, says Hadi

Submitted by Haram Beverage Consumption Enforcement Editor, SELANGOR:  Today Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang announced that by tackling the nation’s most critically urgent topic – who should and shouldn’t More...