Cops stumble on Malaysian overage sex industry

Submitted by Fossilised Libido editor, PETALING JAYA:  Today Bukit Aman dismissed calling cases of young.

AirAsia announces flights from one side of KLIA2 to the other

Submitted by Forced Traveler Retail Therapy Editor, SEPANG:  Foot-weary budget travelers celebrated today after low-cost.

Home minister catches visiting pro-wrestler John Cena in powerful hold

Submitted by ‘Pinned for the three Count’ Editor, KLIA:   In a surprising display of.

New Zealand tells Malaysia: “Sorry about Alvin Tan. It really sucks when you can’t get an offender back to face punishment!”

Submitted by Not Quite Ready to Face the Music Editor, AUCKLAND:  New Zealand’s Prime Minister,.

MILF separatists vow not to disarm until US college boys stop sending dirty snapchats

KUALA LUMPUR: The difficult process of disarming Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels after a.

Sedition arrests to continue until harmony achieved

Submitted by Too Frightened To Write Anything Editor, PETALING JAYA:  The IGP confirmed today, that.

Office employees warned not to carpool at lunchtime following Uber ban

Submitted by Private Driving Prosecution Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Work colleagues who normally pile into Kelvin’s.

Eating my bones won’t give you a boner, says Malayan Tiger

Submitted by Adored to Death Editor, HONG KONG:  Today, a representative of the Malayan Tiger.

PM visits country he can’t pronounce

BAKU (Azerbaijan):  On Friday, the Prime Minister set aside concerns about the indebted 1MDB sovereign.

Nation’s racists claim non-racist video participants ‘quoted out of context’

Submitted by ‘Unexpected Malaysian Racial Harmony Video’ Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the nation’s racists expressed.

A&W replaced by Sedition Prosecution Drive Thru

Submitted by Convenient Conviction Editor, PETALING JAYA: With inter-racial tensions at boiling point, the authorities.

Penang McDonalds restaurants say only Americans can cook Big Macs

Submitted by Racially Profiled Cooking Editor, GEORGETOWN:  Penang McDonalds restaurants released a statement today, saying.

Always late employee somehow gets to Company Sponsored Ramadan Buffet on time

Submitted by Punctual Worker Editor, SHAH ALAM:  A 24-year-old Sales Executive, Mohd Affendi, has had.

New Zealand send Uruk-hai to hunt down Malaysian Diplomat

Submitted by Tolkein Avenger Editor, WELLINGTON:   All is not well in Middle Earth.   A foreign.

Perkasa flying to Baghdad to solve Iraq crisis

Submitted by Middle Eastern Resolution Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:   Malay supremacist group Perkasa announced today it.

KL homeless celebrate 6.2% Q1 GDP growth

Submitted by Destitute Economic Expert Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the estimated 1500 KL homeless yet.

Panda Fu Wa not expected to mate unless England advance from World Cup group stage

Submitted by World Cup Libido Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Female panda Feng Yi has been showing.

DNA analysis reveals Cadbury chocolate in man’s rectum

Submitted by Anal Confectionery DNA Editor, BANGI:  Saiful’s legal council is on the defensive this.

New study reveals taxi meters more likely to break down on rainy nights when you really need to get home

Submitted by Negotiable Taxi Fares Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A passenger based survey has revealed taxi.

10,000 gather in KL to protest against driving cars

Submitted by Obstructionist Protestor Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Still reeling from the after effects of last.