Angered By Late Payment, Abu Dhabi Splashes 1MDB Office With Hummus

KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation suffered humiliation in the form of hummus this evening after the offices of 1MDB were attacked by Middle Eastern debt collectors throwing chickpea dip to shame the troubled wealth fund. “Abu Dhabi’s state-owned IPIC fund is furious after 1MDB missed a previously agreed USD600 million payment for joint-guaranteed More...

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By Editor On Thursday, August 10th, 2017

High-Tech Train Will Get You To A Medieval Public Flogging Within 4 Hours

  KUANTAN: At a special ground breaking ceremony, the government recently unveiled an RM55 billion, state of the art, modern, high-tech East Coast Rail Link (ECRL) which will allow urbanites to attend medieval More...

By Editor On Monday, July 24th, 2017

MRT Destruction On Track For 2020 Say Vandals

  KUALA LUMPUR: Today the nation’s public transport vandals said the destruction of the modern, Mass Rapid Transit Corporation (MRT) Sungai Buloh-Kajang Line was well underway and will be completed on schedule More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 20th, 2017

Youths Protected From Despacito For The Seconds It Takes To Find On YouTube

    PUTRAJAYA:   Last night, Radio Televisyen Malaysia (RTM) ceased all broadcasts of the global smash hit song, Despacito on national TV and radio stations protecting the nation’s youth from its More...

By Editor On Tuesday, July 18th, 2017

Thousands Forgive 1MDB Scandal After Riding MRT

    KAJANG: After an enjoyable ride along the new MRT Sungai Buloh-Kajang (SBK) line this morning, thousands of commuters announced they have forgiven Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for the multi-billion More...

By Editor On Tuesday, July 11th, 2017

PM Not Responsible for 1MDB Cockup Yet Blame For 80s Forex Losses Go All The Way To The Top

    PUTRAJAYA: Exhaustive investigations into 1MDB and the BNM forex scandals have exposed a dramatic shift in the way the nation was governed in the 80’s compared with the current administration it More...

By Editor On Monday, July 3rd, 2017

Molesting Cardboard Shell Models Completely Normal Say Doll Owners

  TOKYO:   Japanese Hiroki Fook and girlfriend Mayu Lovebot#34578 today defended the Malaysians recently photographed in compromising positions with Shell station cutout models. “My doll is the love More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 28th, 2017

Dudes Who Can’t Pick Own Leader Controlling US Justice System

  KUALA LUMPUR: Today sources close to Attorney-General Tan Sri Mohamed Apandi Ali confirmed the Justice Department of an overseas super power had been compromised by a Malaysian opposition yet to finalise More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

N. Korea Backs Hadi – Agree Only Nationals Can Investigate Crimes Committed Abroad

  PYONGYANG:  PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang who recently urged foreign powers not to meddle in Malaysia’s 1MDB even if it involved nationals committing crimes in their own foreign countries, More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017

RCI to probe 80s BNM losses now, 1MDB in 2047

  PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Cabinet confirmed it will set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) to probe Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) 1980s Forex losses immediately, whilst reminding the public 1MDB More...