Scientists discover 11,000y/o Perak Man kept younger mistress in Penang

KELAPA BATAS:  After the exciting recent discovery of a Neolithic female skeleton in Guar Kepah, local archeologists believe they have uncovered the famous Perak Man’s secret mistress he’d been keeping in Penang. “Many archeologists at the Perak Man dig suspected he might have a mistress seeing the skeleton seems to have died with a More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

Investors mourning JJPTR collapse begin search for new pyramid scheme

KUALA LUMPUR:    Today Malaysian investors keen for quick returns on their hard-earned money mourned the sudden demise of classic ‘money game’ JJPTR or JJ Poor to Rich while looking for a more trustworthy, More...

By Editor On Saturday, April 22nd, 2017

M’sia can kiss the PM’s RM150bil Indian investment deals goodbye, Modi tells poet Perlis Mufti

NEW DELHI:  Today a spokesman for Indian Prime Minister Narenda Modi had a message to all Malaysians in response to the delightful poem Perlis Mufti Datuk Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin admitted he had directed at More...

By Editor On Friday, April 21st, 2017

Abu Dhabi: Govt spends US1.2bil on rug to sweep 1MDB under

UAE:  Today it was revealed Malaysian Second Finance Minister Datuk Johari Abdul Ghani and 1MDB’s group executive director, Arul Kandasamy capped off their low-key Abu Dhabi settlement by doing some shopping. “1MDB More...

By Editor On Friday, April 21st, 2017

Hipsters want to be known as Bangsa Bangsar

BSC2:  As the nation contemplates unity as a core concept of Youth and Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin’s TN50, some Malaysians have expressed a deep connection with some popular Telawi Street hangouts. “I’ve More...

By Editor On Thursday, April 20th, 2017

Zairil’s ‘fake photo’ defence inspires thousands caught by speed cameras

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today the 10,000 plus motorists caught on speed camera by the Road Transport Department, agreed with Bukit Bendera MP Zairil Khir Johari’s argument that incriminating photos aren’t always More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 31st, 2017

Terengganu to have trees as fat as their contractor profit margins

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Today botanists employed by the Terengganu state government confirmed the trees seen on Bandar Baharu Kuala Nerus were a fascinating species of deciduous tree whose trunk grows out to be as More...

By Editor On Friday, December 16th, 2016

Govt forms task force to tackle why we have so many committees

  PUTRAJAYA:  The government was on high alert this week after a civil service think-tank projected by 2057, every Malaysian man, woman and child, would end up on a some sort of government committee. “Given More...

By Editor On Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

Kids say Santa more believable than story about Saudi donor

MID VALLEY: With Christmas only weeks away, today Malaysian children were told the heartwarming tale of a magical unseen generous person. “And so just before the last general election, this anonymous Saudi donor More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 10th, 2016

So the guy who lost the popular vote still won your election? What’s that feel like? M’sians ask US

MALAYSIA:  Upon hearing the surprise outcome of the 15-month US presidential democratic process, many Malaysians found themselves struggling to relate to American voters dismayed by Donald Trump’s victory. “It More...