Women prefer big bellies say men with big bellies

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s portly men agreed women prefer the ‘Dad Bod‘ to six packs and bulging biceps. “I didn’t want to quit working out and do this Dominos pizza diet,” said an underweight man, “but I couldn’t handle being body shamed by my girlfriend.  Whenever I ask if my belly looks too small More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Standing on 3ft vibrator actual alternative to exercise and quitting pizza hope customers

MID VALLEY:  Today mall shoppers agreed spending RM2500 on a 3 foot vibrator was preferable to joining a sweaty gym or reducing cake and pizza intake. “The uWobble solves society’s most pressing problem More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

Bibik’s Arms Still Safer than Seat Belts say Malaysians

A 2013 Malaysian Road Safety Research (MIRO) survey says only 12.8% of Malaysians use rear seat-belts proving the effectiveness of limb based safety restraints. Submitted by Hug-based Collision Impact Safety Editor, MALAYSIA:  More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 8th, 2014

‘Overcome any obstacle’ success seminar cancelled after motivational speaker’s car stuck in jam

Submitted by Inspirational Perseverance Editor, PJ HILTON:  Fans of millionaire wealth and motivational speaker No Hia Nao, were saddened to learn last night that his inspirational success seminar ‘How to More...

By Editor On Monday, September 29th, 2014

Singaporeans buy up iPhone 6 stocks then immediately move into queue for iPhone 7

Submitted by Kiasu Gadget Upgrade Editor, ORCHARD ROAD:  Hours after the last iPhone 6 units were snapped up by eager Singaporean Apple fans, a new line for the yet to be announced iPhone 7 formed over the weekend. “I More...

By Editor On Friday, August 8th, 2014

Malaysian boycotters, McDonalds, negotiate 24hr ceasefire

Submitted by Multinational Fast Food Protest Editor, TERENGGANU: Pro-palestinian Malaysian boycotters and McDonalds are continuing talks in Dungun this week, with many hopeful of an end to the recent bitter conflict. “McDonalds More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 24th, 2014

KL Homeless show appreciation for city bench dividers by presenting DBKL with new office chairs

Submitted by Ergonomic Vagrant Deterrent Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Touched by the compassion and thoughtfulness shown to them by City Hall, KL homeless people presented the Federal Territories Minister and several More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Magician David Blaine to lock himself in cage with Bung Mokhtar

Submitted by Magical Suffering Editor, Magician David Blaine announced his first ever tour of Malaysia this week.  Blaine, who is known for his unbelievable endurance ability, has performed such mind blowing stunts More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 18th, 2014

US TV star Malaysia Pargo learns country is using her name

Submitted by Clueless Reality Show Star Editor, LA:  Malaysia Pargo a reality TV star appearing in Basketball Wives LA, was shocked to learn today that there is a country on the other side of the world using her More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 20th, 2014

KL workers welcome heavy rain to excuse lateness

Submitted by Tardy Employee Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  After many weeks of drought, KL workers were thrilled to be able to blame the heavy afternoon rain for their poor office attendance. “No point coming back More...