Angered by proposed midnight mamak closures, disillusioned youngsters consider life of crime

MALAYSIA:   Today, impressionable bored youngsters considered taking up illegal pastimes after news broke 24hr eateries may close at midnight to stop the spread of social ills. “I love being here with my friends watching late night football,” said a young man, “I guess if that’s not an option after midnight, I can tune up this bike, snatch More...

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By Editor On Thursday, June 25th, 2015

Man says he’s 100,000 dead rats away from buying a BMW

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today professional vermin catcher No Pah King, said he was only 100,000 dead rats away from buying himself a new BMW 3 series.   His announcement came hours after Kulala Lumpur City Hall (DBKL) More...

By Editor On Friday, May 15th, 2015

Women prefer big bellies say men with big bellies

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s portly men agreed women prefer the ‘Dad Bod‘ to six packs and bulging biceps. “I didn’t want to quit working out and do this Dominos pizza diet,” More...

By Editor On Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Standing on 3ft vibrator actual alternative to exercise and quitting pizza hope customers

MID VALLEY:  Today mall shoppers agreed spending RM2500 on a 3 foot vibrator was preferable to joining a sweaty gym or reducing cake and pizza intake. “The uWobble solves society’s most pressing problem More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

Bibik’s Arms Still Safer than Seat Belts say Malaysians

A 2013 Malaysian Road Safety Research (MIRO) survey says only 12.8% of Malaysians use rear seat-belts proving the effectiveness of limb based safety restraints. Submitted by Hug-based Collision Impact Safety Editor, MALAYSIA:  More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 8th, 2014

‘Overcome any obstacle’ success seminar cancelled after motivational speaker’s car stuck in jam

Submitted by Inspirational Perseverance Editor, PJ HILTON:  Fans of millionaire wealth and motivational speaker No Hia Nao, were saddened to learn last night that his inspirational success seminar ‘How to More...

By Editor On Monday, September 29th, 2014

Singaporeans buy up iPhone 6 stocks then immediately move into queue for iPhone 7

Submitted by Kiasu Gadget Upgrade Editor, ORCHARD ROAD:  Hours after the last iPhone 6 units were snapped up by eager Singaporean Apple fans, a new line for the yet to be announced iPhone 7 formed over the weekend. “I More...

By Editor On Friday, August 8th, 2014

Malaysian boycotters, McDonalds, negotiate 24hr ceasefire

Submitted by Multinational Fast Food Protest Editor, TERENGGANU: Pro-palestinian Malaysian boycotters and McDonalds are continuing talks in Dungun this week, with many hopeful of an end to the recent bitter conflict. “McDonalds More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 24th, 2014

KL Homeless show appreciation for city bench dividers by presenting DBKL with new office chairs

Submitted by Ergonomic Vagrant Deterrent Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Touched by the compassion and thoughtfulness shown to them by City Hall, KL homeless people presented the Federal Territories Minister and several More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Magician David Blaine to lock himself in cage with Bung Mokhtar

Submitted by Magical Suffering Editor, Magician David Blaine announced his first ever tour of Malaysia this week.  Blaine, who is known for his unbelievable endurance ability, has performed such mind blowing stunts More...