Singaporeans buy up iPhone 6 stocks then immediately move into queue for iPhone 7

Submitted by Kiasu Gadget Upgrade Editor, ORCHARD ROAD:  Hours after the last iPhone 6 units were snapped up by eager Singaporean Apple fans, a new line for the yet to be announced iPhone 7 formed over the weekend. “I thought people were littering in front of Apple resellers,” said a bystander,  “then I realised these tissue packets More...

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By Editor On Friday, August 8th, 2014
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Malaysian boycotters, McDonalds, negotiate 24hr ceasefire

Submitted by Multinational Fast Food Protest Editor, TERENGGANU: Pro-palestinian Malaysian boycotters and McDonalds are continuing talks in Dungun this week, with many hopeful of an end to the recent bitter conflict. “McDonalds More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 24th, 2014
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KL Homeless show appreciation for city bench dividers by presenting DBKL with new office chairs

Submitted by Ergonomic Vagrant Deterrent Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Touched by the compassion and thoughtfulness shown to them by City Hall, KL homeless people presented the Federal Territories Minister and several More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 10th, 2014
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Magician David Blaine to lock himself in cage with Bung Mokhtar

Submitted by Magical Suffering Editor, Magician David Blaine announced his first ever tour of Malaysia this week.  Blaine, who is known for his unbelievable endurance ability, has performed such mind blowing stunts More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 18th, 2014
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US TV star Malaysia Pargo learns country is using her name

Submitted by Clueless Reality Show Star Editor, LA:  Malaysia Pargo a reality TV star appearing in Basketball Wives LA, was shocked to learn today that there is a country on the other side of the world using her More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 20th, 2014
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KL workers welcome heavy rain to excuse lateness

Submitted by Tardy Employee Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  After many weeks of drought, KL workers were thrilled to be able to blame the heavy afternoon rain for their poor office attendance. “No point coming back More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
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Man assists MH370 rescue effort by forwarding stuff on social media

CYBERSPACE:   A netizen going by the Facebook name of BIGNUTSDRAGON, is doing his part to assist the Malaysian crisis team and 25 assisting countries trying to locate the missing MH370 aircraft. “I have More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 13th, 2014
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Ex swimsuit model Felixia Yeap enjoys life as walking hijab commercial

Submitted by ‘If the suit fits’ Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  After years of being ‘used’ by Playboy to sell magazines, Felixia Yeap has turned her talents to modelling Muslimah clothing.   More...

By Editor On Monday, February 3rd, 2014
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Malaysian Guruji clears minds by emptying wallets

PETALING JAYA : Celestial voyager, motivational speaker and self-confessed trans-dimensional party animal, Guruji Moolah Maharishi brought his physical and spiritual selves to his Śikāra Yoga Transcendental More...

By Editor On Friday, November 8th, 2013
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Missing online: Malaysian fails to update Facebook status 6 hours

Submitted by Social Media Editor, BANGSAR:  Parents and friends of 21 year old Nur Aliza feared the worst this afternoon when she failed to update her Facebook status for over six hours. “I first suspected something More...

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