Commuters Spending 2 Hours A Year Waiting Behind Cars Stuck In Smart Tag Lanes, Study Finds

Klang Valley:  A comprehensive commuter driving habits study said the average KL commuter spends two hours in total each year waiting for a car stuck in the Smart Tag lane, it was revealed today. “It’s an all too common experience for motorists,” said head motoring researcher Sum Ting Wong, “after sitting through a massive tollbooth jam, you More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

Guy copying Facebook posts into news blog hailed as journalist

MALAYSIA:   People who copy viral Facebook posts into well-formatted blogs are trusted as reliable news sources it was revealed today. “My website, The Outrage is huge on social media,” said Editor In Chief, More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 20th, 2016

Your Fake 2016 Chinese Horoscope

It’s time again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what the coming year will bring! Monkey: Born in 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968, 1956, 1944, 1932, 1920 This monkey More...

By Editor On Monday, January 18th, 2016

Girl not eating dinner lectured about starving students in Malaysia

LEEDS:  Fussy eater Penelope Primrose was given a serious talking to by her father last night after the plucky 6-year-old refused to finish all her dinner. “Eat the rest of your beef and all your vegetables More...

By Editor On Monday, November 30th, 2015

Cigarette smugglers give thumbs up to Johor vape ban

JOHOR:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers welcomed the royal decree by Sultan Ibrahim Ibni Almarhum Sultan Iskandar to ban vaping in Johor. “The Sultan is correct.  This vaping obsession has More...

By Editor On Thursday, October 29th, 2015

Vape Ban: Smokers Returning To Cigarettes Good For Treasury’s Health

MALACCA:  Today authorities warned unless the nation’s 1 million vapers switch back to cigarettes, it would seriously impact the government’s health. “Vaping in Malaysia is a multi-million ringgit industry,” More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 28th, 2015

Using Signal Only Helps Enemies Cut You Off, Drivers Warn

  PETALING JAYA:  A local driver regretted using his indicator light to signal his intention to move into the right lane of the Federal Highway this morning. “I was on my way to work and reading my WhatsApp More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 17th, 2015

Rice on leaf tastier than rice on plate, say Experts

MALAYSIA:  Rice eaten off a real banana leaf tastes much better than rice served on plastic plates it was revealed today. The findings came about after exhaustive research was conducted in numerous mixed rice More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 14th, 2015

Station rebranding news: Passengers at Domino’s Pizza Imbi LRT expecting free garlic bread

IMBI: Domino’s Pizza are considering backing out of a RM3 Million corporate sponsorship deal this evening after families catching trains from the newly rebranded Domino’s Pizza Imbi Plaza LRT station More...

By Editor On Friday, October 2nd, 2015

Boyfriend complains being forced to watch sexless ‘Girlfriend Kontrak’ a form of bondage

SUBANG JAYA:  Today a man at a cinemaplex said he was forced to watch U-rated local 50 shades adaptation, Girlfriend Kontrak against his will. “My girlfriend Siti enjoys seeing me suffer,” complained More...