Proton Launches Clean Energy Vehicle That Runs On Govt Soft Loans

KUALA LUMPUR:  National car maker Proton launched the new Proton Sloth today in an effort to regain market share lost to local and foreign competitors. “The Proton Sloth is a clean energy vehicle that runs 100% on taxpayer-funded, government soft loans,” said product manager Harith Bin Bakar,  “the cars wont use petrol, as the engine-free More...

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By Editor On Friday, May 6th, 2016
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Life A Crappy Choice Between Risking Diabetes And Missing White Rice, Experts Say

SINGAPORE:  Health Authorities confirmed today that being healthy and avoiding diabetes involves a miserable existence of missing white rice for the rest of your life. “Delicious fragrant white rice is as bad More...

By Editor On Thursday, May 5th, 2016
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Malaysian Student Says $4.6mil Found In Her Account A Gift For Fighting Isis

SYDNEY:  Today a Malaysian student apprehended while trying to board a flight to KL told authorities she thought the $4.6million mistakenly credited into her personal account was her reward for fighting Isis. “I More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 13th, 2016
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Uncle Saves Wedding By Taking Perfect Photo On Old 1.3MP Nokia Camera Phone

SINGAPORE: The wedding of Clemence Tan and Katherine Yeoh averted disaster on the weekend thanks to a courageous amateur photographer who shot the photo of the day on his old 1.3MP camera phone. “I don’t More...

By Editor On Saturday, April 9th, 2016
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Maxis CEO furious after learning local pub giving better prices to new customers

PLAZA DAMANSARA:  Norwegian expat and Maxis CEO Morten Lundal took to social media last night upon discovering that the Guinness pint package prices he was paying  as a regular at the Slug and Lettuce English More...

By Editor On Friday, March 25th, 2016
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Perfect Online Soulmate Says He Needs To Borrow RM20k So You Can Be Together Forever

CYBERSPACE:   Today on-line soulmate David, explained to his future life partner, Malaysian single mother Nor, he needs to borrow RM20,000 from her because his Millions are tied up in various business ventures.  More...

By Editor On Monday, March 7th, 2016
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Commuters Spending 2 Hours A Year Waiting Behind Cars Stuck In Smart Tag Lanes, Study Finds

Klang Valley:  A comprehensive commuter driving habits study said the average KL commuter spends two hours in total each year waiting for a car stuck in the Smart Tag lane, it was revealed today. “It’s an More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 10th, 2016
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Guy copying Facebook posts into news blog hailed as journalist

MALAYSIA:   People who copy viral Facebook posts into well-formatted blogs are trusted as reliable news sources it was revealed today. “My website, The Outrage is huge on social media,” said Editor In Chief, More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 20th, 2016
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Your Fake 2016 Chinese Horoscope

It’s time again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what the coming year will bring! Monkey: Born in 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968, 1956, 1944, 1932, 1920 This monkey More...

By Editor On Monday, January 18th, 2016
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Girl not eating dinner lectured about starving students in Malaysia

LEEDS:  Fussy eater Penelope Primrose was given a serious talking to by her father last night after the plucky 6-year-old refused to finish all her dinner. “Eat the rest of your beef and all your vegetables More...

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