Hipsters want to be known as Bangsa Bangsar

BSC2:  As the nation contemplates unity as a core concept of Youth and Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin’s TN50, some Malaysians have expressed a deep connection with some popular Telawi Street hangouts. “I’ve been coming here a long time,” explained one-time Bangsar party girl Emily Yap, “here I am brunching with my children only metres More...

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By Editor On Monday, April 3rd, 2017
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Night riders confident they can avoid tragedy by doing exact same thing

JOHOR BARU:  Teenage cyclists representing Johor’s thrill-seeking Mat Lajak community remained confident they could avoid the tragic death that befell their comrades hit by a car in February, if they just More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 29th, 2017
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RM21.50 Per Pack For Cigarettes A Great Idea Say Smugglers

KOTA BARU:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers praised Deputy Health Minister Dr Hilmi Yahaya’s decision to increase the price of legal cigarettes to RM21.50 per packet. “Hiking the cost of legal cigarettes More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 15th, 2017
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M’sians Mourn Disney Decision To Pull Beauty & The Beast While Quietly Searching For Torrents

MALAYSIA:  Local cinema-goers today respected Disney’s decision to pull the Malaysian theatrical release of the Beauty and the Beast remake today while simultaneously quietly searching for a decent torrent More...

By Editor On Saturday, March 4th, 2017
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Stress-free pricing plan lets M’sians freak out about petrol weekly instead of monthly

MALAYSIA: Today the nation applauded Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister Datuk Hamzah Zainuddin’s wise decision to replace the current system which had motorists freaking out about fuel More...

By Editor On Monday, February 27th, 2017
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Malaysians laud returning Nokia 3310 until they realise it can’t take selfies

MALAYSIA:  Today nostalgic Malaysian gadget hunters lauded Nokia’s decision to resurrect the Nokia 3310 for the brief moments it took for them to realise the phone had no front-facing selfie camera and no More...

By Editor On Monday, January 23rd, 2017
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Man Seriously Thinking About Removing Plastic Car Seat Covers From ’86 Proton Saga

KERTEH:  Today keropok quality inspector, Abdullah Bin Bakar shocked his family and friends by announcing he is seriously thinking of removing the manufacturer’s protective plastic seat covers from the backseat More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 19th, 2017
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Satisfying Terengganu Authorities, Unmarried Woman Commuter Weds Uber Driver

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Complying with the inevitable Religious Affairs requirements, 21-year-old civil servant, Fadzilah Binti Abang married her Uber ride-sharing pickup 31-year-old Abdullah Bin Bakar this morning More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 10th, 2017
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Exciting new mall has exact same shops as old mall

PETALING JAYA:   Tired of his regular hangouts, this week Peter Chin and family experienced the joy of visiting the exact same shops they normally frequent in an exciting new mall which just opened. “We More...

By Editor On Friday, January 6th, 2017
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20 Typically Malaysian News Stories You Will Read In 2017

Submitted by senior field correspondent EJ; 1. A foreign worker will slash another foreign worker because of a love triangle involving a third foreign worker.All three foreign workers will be from different countries. 2. More...

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