Hipsters want to be known as Bangsa Bangsar

BSC2:  As the nation contemplates unity as a core concept of Youth and Sports Minister Khairy Jamaluddin’s TN50, some Malaysians have expressed a deep connection with some popular Telawi Street hangouts. “I’ve been coming here a long time,” explained one-time Bangsar party girl Emily Yap, “here I am brunching with my children only metres More...

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By Editor On Monday, April 3rd, 2017
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Night riders confident they can avoid tragedy by doing exact same thing

JOHOR BARU:  Teenage cyclists representing Johor’s thrill-seeking Mat Lajak community remained confident they could avoid the tragic death that befell their comrades hit by a car in February, if they just More...

By Editor On Saturday, March 4th, 2017
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Stress-free pricing plan lets M’sians freak out about petrol weekly instead of monthly

  MALAYSIA: Today the nation applauded Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister Datuk Hamzah Zainuddin’s wise decision to replace the current system which had motorists freaking out about More...

By Editor On Monday, February 27th, 2017
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Malaysians laud returning Nokia 3310 until they realise it can’t take selfies

  MALAYSIA:  Today nostalgic Malaysian gadget hunters lauded Nokia’s decision to resurrect the Nokia 3310 for the brief moments it took for them to realise the phone had no front-facing selfie camera More...

By Editor On Monday, January 23rd, 2017
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Man Seriously Thinking About Removing Plastic Car Seat Covers From ’86 Proton Saga

KERTEH:  Today keropok quality inspector, Abdullah Bin Bakar shocked his family and friends by announcing he is seriously thinking of removing the manufacturer’s protective plastic seat covers from the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 10th, 2017
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Exciting new mall has exact same shops as old mall

  PETALING JAYA:   Tired of his regular hangouts, this week Peter Chin and family experienced the joy of visiting the exact same shops they normally frequent in an exciting new mall which just opened. “We More...

By Editor On Saturday, January 7th, 2017
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Your 2017 Rooster Year Horoscope

It’s time once again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what fame and fortune awaits us for the coming year! Rooster: Born in 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957, Well More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 29th, 2016
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Mall Enters Malaysia Book Of Records For Throwing Out Biggest Uneaten Laksa

  KUCHING:  Today, Plaza Merdeka Shopping Centre entered the Malaysia Book Of Records for the second time in two days after  throwing out the nation’s largest amount of ‘unhealthy’ day-old More...

By Editor On Friday, October 28th, 2016
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Singaporean Hipsters Say RM20 Johor Entry Fee Still Not Enough To Look Cool Being Seen There

SINGAPORE:   For many years, Singaporeans have escaped their country’s oppressive crime-free cleanliness, and endless queues by fleeing to neighboring Malaysia.   In a friendly ‘tit for tat’ response More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 5th, 2016
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M’sians ask Australia – Can We Exchange Nine Convicted Strippers For One Sirul?

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysia’s foreign affairs dept today admitted it had been in talks with Australian diplomatic officials keen to negotiate the quick release of the Australian F1 spectators currently in police More...

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