Be immovable like the Malaysian PM, ISIL leader tells fighters

DAMASCUS:   Despondent ISIL fighters struggling to occupy Syria took heart today after a leader suggested.

Nation Celebrates The Return Of Muhyiddin’s Balls

KUALA LUMPUR:  After calling for a special supporter gathering tonight, the nation was delighted to.

Fitch gives PM’s Bank Account AAA+ Rating

KUALA LUMPUR: Ratings Agency Fitch did Malaysians proud last night by awarding the Prime Minister’s.

Students defend MARA, say Melbourne property scam part of valuable corrupt business education

MELBOURNE: Today, Malaysian scholarship students in Australia, defended MARA overpaying for student accommodations and having.

JPJ Staff Award Gold Medal Gymnast Farah Ann ‘Sarong Of Achievement’

PETALING JAYA:  A local Road Transport Department (JPJ) branch were so proud upon learning Malaysian.

Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

BANGSAR:  This week, a couple demanded the government publicly disclose full details of their 1MDB.

Lunch Porn Hashtag Not Trending As GST Receipt Fever Sweeps Nation

MALAYSIA:  Today lovers of ‘lunch porn’ felt burdened by the GST simply because delicious meals.

Malaysian Bikini Wearers Opting To ‘Get A Sarawakian’

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s intimate waxing parlours announced the complete removal of your own forest.

Lee Kuan Yew Bans Gum, Introduces NS, and Economically Transforms Heaven

HEAVEN:   Mere hours after passing through the pearly gates this morning, Singapore’s founding father, Mentor.

Perkasa Demands PM Explain Why 1MDB Payments Went To Jho Low Instead Of Bumi Playboy

SHAH ALAM:  Today, right Wing Malay NGO Perkasa, demanded the PM explain why Chinese Malaysian.

Man wonders why MH370 conspiracy book is so suspiciously hard to find

Submitted by Disappearing Tome Editor, SUBANG:  MH370 conspiracy theorist, Mr Dalip Singh announced today that.

Election Commission says despite leaks, no need for voters to resit GE13

Submitted by Do-over Trauma Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Today the Election Commission reassured the rakyat that despite.

New iPhone 6 will automatically post nude photos of you online

Submitted by Compromising Online Pictures Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  While the official launch of the new.

PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely.

Non-male woman spoils Malaysian cabinet sausage fest

Submitted by Gender Inequality Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Today Sharp eyed political watchers were shocked to discover.

Perkasa flying to Baghdad to solve Iraq crisis

Submitted by Middle Eastern Resolution Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:   Malay supremacist group Perkasa announced today it.

DNA analysis reveals Cadbury chocolate in man’s rectum

Submitted by Anal Confectionery DNA Editor, BANGI:  Saiful’s legal council is on the defensive this.

Millions of disadvantaged Malaysian children suffering meals without iPads

Submitted by Gadget Deficit Disorder Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A study conducted by the Ministry of.

If I was Prime Minister, I would introduce smaller bikinis says Tourism Minister

Submitted by Pointless Political Aspirations Editor, PUTRAJAYA:   With the nation in mourning, Malaysian politicians decided.

Water crisis solved: Terengganu MB to tapau icebergs on new Antarctic voyage

Submitted by Climate Crisis Editor, KUALA TERENGGANU:  Parched Malaysians across the peninsula breathed a sigh.

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