Be immovable like the Malaysian PM, ISIL leader tells fighters

DAMASCUS:   Despondent ISIL fighters struggling to occupy Syria took heart today after a leader suggested they emulate the inspiring stubbornness of Malaysia’s not resigning Prime Minister. “Look at Najib Tun Razak,” ISIL leader Haid Bin Baghdadi told assembled soldiers,  “he is outnumbered by millions More...

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By Editor On Monday, July 27th, 2015
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Nation Celebrates The Return Of Muhyiddin’s Balls

KUALA LUMPUR:  After calling for a special supporter gathering tonight, the nation was delighted to see the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin had again been recovered from the More...

By Editor On Sunday, July 5th, 2015
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Fitch gives PM’s Bank Account AAA+ Rating

KUALA LUMPUR: Ratings Agency Fitch did Malaysians proud last night by awarding the Prime Minister’s private bank account an excellent AAA+ rating. “In light of a recent Wall Street Journal report, the PM’s More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 24th, 2015
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Students defend MARA, say Melbourne property scam part of valuable corrupt business education

MELBOURNE: Today, Malaysian scholarship students in Australia, defended MARA overpaying for student accommodations and having nominees launder kickbacks offshore, as dodgy transactions were part of their valuable More...

By Editor On Saturday, June 13th, 2015
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JPJ Staff Award Gold Medal Gymnast Farah Ann ‘Sarong Of Achievement’

PETALING JAYA:  A local Road Transport Department (JPJ) branch were so proud upon learning Malaysian gymnast Farah Ann Abdul Hadi had won a SEA Games Gold Medal, they have awarded her the department’s own More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 12th, 2015
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Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

BANGSAR:  This week, a couple demanded the government publicly disclose full details of their 1MDB backroom financial deals by protesting on the balcony of their Bangsar South apartment. “The couple were More...

By Editor On Thursday, April 2nd, 2015
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Lunch Porn Hashtag Not Trending As GST Receipt Fever Sweeps Nation

MALAYSIA:  Today lovers of ‘lunch porn’ felt burdened by the GST simply because delicious meals were no longer featuring on their Facebook streams. “Siti used to love sharing assam laksa pictures, More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 25th, 2015
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Malaysian Bikini Wearers Opting To ‘Get A Sarawakian’

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s intimate waxing parlours announced the complete removal of your own forest reserves is to be called getting a ‘full Sarawakian.’ “Going bare on your Borneo is the new More...

By Editor On Monday, March 23rd, 2015
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Lee Kuan Yew Bans Gum, Introduces NS, and Economically Transforms Heaven

HEAVEN:   Mere hours after passing through the pearly gates this morning, Singapore’s founding father, Mentor Minister Lee Kuan Yew rolled up his sleeves and transformed Heaven from a celestial backwater into More...

By Editor On Monday, March 2nd, 2015
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Perkasa Demands PM Explain Why 1MDB Payments Went To Jho Low Instead Of Bumi Playboy

SHAH ALAM:  Today, right Wing Malay NGO Perkasa, demanded the PM explain why Chinese Malaysian Billionaire Taek Jho Low was selected to siphon money out of the 1MDB sovereign wealth fund when many qualified Bumiputeras More...

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