JPJ Staff Award Gold Medal Gymnast Farah Ann ‘Sarong Of Achievement’

PETALING JAYA:  A local Road Transport Department (JPJ) branch were so proud upon learning Malaysian gymnast Farah Ann Abdul Hadi had won a SEA Games Gold Medal, they have awarded her the department’s own ‘sarong of achievement.’ “Farah must feel very honored receiving this special award,” said a patriotic fan, “imagine More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

Bangsar South Couple Demand Full 1MDB Transparency In 30-Minute Public Protest

BANGSAR:  This week, a couple demanded the government publicly disclose full details of their 1MDB backroom financial deals by protesting on the balcony of their Bangsar South apartment. “The couple were More...

By Editor On Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

Lunch Porn Hashtag Not Trending As GST Receipt Fever Sweeps Nation

MALAYSIA:  Today lovers of ‘lunch porn’ felt burdened by the GST simply because delicious meals were no longer featuring on their Facebook streams. “Siti used to love sharing assam laksa pictures, More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Malaysian Bikini Wearers Opting To ‘Get A Sarawakian’

MALAYSIA:  Today the nation’s intimate waxing parlours announced the complete removal of your own forest reserves is to be called getting a ‘full Sarawakian.’ “Going bare on your Borneo is the new More...

By Editor On Monday, March 23rd, 2015

Lee Kuan Yew Bans Gum, Introduces NS, and Economically Transforms Heaven

HEAVEN:   Mere hours after passing through the pearly gates this morning, Singapore’s founding father, Mentor Minister Lee Kuan Yew rolled up his sleeves and transformed Heaven from a celestial backwater into More...

By Editor On Monday, March 2nd, 2015

Perkasa Demands PM Explain Why 1MDB Payments Went To Jho Low Instead Of Bumi Playboy

SHAH ALAM:  Today, right Wing Malay NGO Perkasa, demanded the PM explain why Chinese Malaysian Billionaire Taek Jho Low was selected to siphon money out of the 1MDB sovereign wealth fund when many qualified Bumiputeras More...

By Editor On Wednesday, September 24th, 2014

Man wonders why MH370 conspiracy book is so suspiciously hard to find

Submitted by Disappearing Tome Editor, SUBANG:  MH370 conspiracy theorist, Mr Dalip Singh announced today that despite a search through several retail stores, the new book “MH370: The actual true story” More...

By Editor On Monday, September 15th, 2014

Election Commission says despite leaks, no need for voters to resit GE13

Submitted by Do-over Trauma Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Today the Election Commission reassured the rakyat that despite reported GE13 leaks, Malaysians would not have to resit last year’s General Election. “Yes we More...

By Editor On Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014

New iPhone 6 will automatically post nude photos of you online

Submitted by Compromising Online Pictures Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  While the official launch of the new iPhone 6 is planned for next week, the first leaked prototypes have made their way to Malaysia. “This More...

By Editor On Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely dumped a bucket of iced water on his head to show critics  he is still a capable and effective Malaysian More...