Nation’s Car Loan Guarantors Off The Hook After PM’s Lawyer Suggests Signatures Don’t Matter

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians who had felt obligated to act as guarantor for a ‘fiscally challenged’ friend or relative breathed a sigh of collective relief this evening after the Prime Minister’s lawyer Datuk Mohd Hafarizam Harun confirmed signatures like Datuk Seri Najib Razak’s seen on questionable 1MDB financial documents were just More...

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By Editor On Friday, April 8th, 2016
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Dr M Rejoins Proton, Thanks PM For RM1.5bil

KUALA LUMPUR:  Just hours after the government announced Proton would receive a RM1.5bil ‘soft loan on Friday,’ the grand old man of Malaysian politics Dr Mahathir Mohamad announced he had resumed More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 6th, 2016
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Wolf Of Wall St Producers Acquire Panama Papers Movie Rights

  HOLLYWOOD:   Red Granite Pictures, production house behind such movie hits as Daddy’s Home, Dumb and Dumber Too and Wolf of Wall St., had show-business tongues wagging last night after acquiring the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 8th, 2016
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Zouk DJ Steps Down For Son Of PM Who Isn’t Stepping Down

SINGAPORE:  Zouk nightclub attendees were outraged on the weekend when famous Egyptian DJ Fadi was ordered to step down from the console to make way for the son of a Malaysian PM who will not step down for anyone. “Clubbers More...

By Editor On Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016
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Tengku Adnan launches bag snatch festival to curb theft

KUALA LUMPUR:   After announcing plans to legalise illegal KL street racing, today Federal Territories Minister Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor suggested a night time bag snatch festival to stop thieves from stealing. “We More...

By Editor On Monday, February 15th, 2016
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Politicians Are Proof Malaysians Happy To Do Dirty Jobs If Paid Enough, Says Expert

PUTRAJAYA:  Today a local employment expert disagreed with recent official statements that locals are not interested in doing dirty jobs. “One only has to look at the number of young hopefuls jostling for More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 14th, 2016
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Nation plagued by fat police and skinny students mulls job swap

MALAYSIA:  Today authorities admitted they were perplexed by the twin problems of skinny students starving on college campuses while obese police were too overworked to get fit. The situation is being monitored More...

By Editor On Sunday, January 10th, 2016
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Criminals ordered to run slower as police too overworked to work out

Police are dedicated to busting crime even if it does mean busting some pants PENANG: Today one of the nation’s estimated 11,000 obese policeman asked crooks flee crime scenes at a slower pace as they were More...

By Editor On Friday, January 8th, 2016
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Bauxite Mining: Nation shocked you can actually suspend something while probing it for corruption

  MALAYSIA:  After hearing news harmful bauxite mining will be suspended 3 months to make way for an impartial corruption probe, some were left wondering why the same logic doesn’t apply to our PM and More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 7th, 2016
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North Korea claims to have built a Malaysian roti bom

PYONGYANG:  Today North Korea’s Supreme Leader King Jong-Un announced in a broadcast it has developed the capability to build a Malaysian roti bom.   Washington based Malaysian diplomats have been called More...

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