Families Pray For Safe Return Of RM12m Ransom

SARAWAK:  Today families of the four sailors recently returned by their Abu Sayyaf captors, prayed for the safe return of the RM12 million ransom money whose whereabouts could not be confirmed. “Many of us took out mortgages on our homes, borrowed from friends, and appealed to public to raise that RM12 million ransom, “said a family member, More...

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By Editor On Thursday, June 9th, 2016

Zuckerberg Recalls Najib Didn’t Seem That Smart Either

SILICON VALLEY:  In a recent interview with high tech analysts, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recounted his first impressions of Malaysia’s Prime Minister, Najib Abdul Razak. “I didn’t think much More...

By Editor On Saturday, April 16th, 2016

Saudi Foreign Minister Gives PM Mock Cheque

ISTANBUL:  Last night in a carefully orchestrated ceremony, Saudi Foreign Minister Adel Al-Jubeir not only confirmed the US$680million donation to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak came from Saudi Arabia, More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 13th, 2016

Nation’s Car Loan Guarantors Off The Hook After PM’s Lawyer Suggests Signatures Don’t Matter

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians who had felt obligated to act as guarantor for a ‘fiscally challenged’ friend or relative breathed a sigh of collective relief this evening after the Prime Minister’s More...

By Editor On Friday, April 8th, 2016

Dr M Rejoins Proton, Thanks PM For RM1.5bil

KUALA LUMPUR:  Just hours after the government announced Proton would receive a RM1.5bil ‘soft loan on Friday,’ the grand old man of Malaysian politics Dr Mahathir Mohamad announced he had resumed More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 6th, 2016

Wolf Of Wall St Producers Acquire Panama Papers Movie Rights

  HOLLYWOOD:   Red Granite Pictures, production house behind such movie hits as Daddy’s Home, Dumb and Dumber Too and Wolf of Wall St., had show-business tongues wagging last night after acquiring the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 8th, 2016

Zouk DJ Steps Down For Son Of PM Who Isn’t Stepping Down

SINGAPORE:  Zouk nightclub attendees were outraged on the weekend when famous Egyptian DJ Fadi was ordered to step down from the console to make way for the son of a Malaysian PM who will not step down for anyone. “Clubbers More...

By Editor On Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016

Tengku Adnan launches bag snatch festival to curb theft

KUALA LUMPUR:   After announcing plans to legalise illegal KL street racing, today Federal Territories Minister Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor suggested a night time bag snatch festival to stop thieves from stealing. “We More...

By Editor On Monday, February 15th, 2016

Politicians Are Proof Malaysians Happy To Do Dirty Jobs If Paid Enough, Says Expert

PUTRAJAYA:  Today a local employment expert disagreed with recent official statements that locals are not interested in doing dirty jobs. “One only has to look at the number of young hopefuls jostling for More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 14th, 2016

Nation plagued by fat police and skinny students mulls job swap

MALAYSIA:  Today authorities admitted they were perplexed by the twin problems of skinny students starving on college campuses while obese police were too overworked to get fit. The situation is being monitored More...