Middle East Restores Ties After Remembering Qatar Owns Harrods

  LONDON:   Middle Eastern Gulf states including Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain hastily restored all ties with Doha today after diplomatic intelligence revealed Qatar was planning a devastating counter-move for being cut off after talking to Iran. “Word has come from our Knightsbridge personal shoppers that Middle Eastern visitors must More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017
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PKR warned allowing wives as ‘bench warmer’ PMs sets dangerous precedent

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today political experts warned PKR’s strategy of allowing the wife of a PM to be a bench warming ‘interim PM’ could have unintended consequences. “Malaysians need to consider More...

By Editor On Monday, May 22nd, 2017
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Japanese Porn Studio Adopts Look Southeast Policy

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today it was announced due to a serious shortage of male talent, Japan’s porn industry had adopted a ‘Look Southeast’ policy to build upon the relationship between the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 16th, 2017
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Nation hit by Ed Sheeran scalped ticket ransomware

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysians claimed an attack eerily similar to the WannaCry ransomware virus hit their work computers in the form of a Ed Sheeran live concert ticket scalper. “I’ve had a browser More...

By Editor On Monday, May 1st, 2017
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Chess players to wear clothes featuring tournament director’s mother

PETALING JAYA:  Parents of teenage competitors attending future National Scholastic Chess Tournaments are finalising their own not at all seductive to tournament director player dress guidelines it was revealed More...

By Editor On Tuesday, April 25th, 2017
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Investors mourning JJPTR collapse begin search for new pyramid scheme

KUALA LUMPUR:    Today Malaysian investors keen for quick returns on their hard-earned money mourned the sudden demise of classic ‘money game’ JJPTR or JJ Poor to Rich while looking for a more trustworthy, More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017
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PM hopeful newly discovered alien life will lend us money

PUTRAJAYA:  Only weeks after launching Malaysia’s very own National Space Policy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak welcomed the news of  NASA’s discovery of 7 earth-like planets capable of sustaining More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017
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North Korean tourism left reeling after all 3 Malaysians cancel trips

PYONGYANG:  North Korea’s world class tourism industry suffered a crippling blow today after it was revealed that all three Malaysians planning holidays had decided to cancel their visits in response to More...

By Editor On Monday, January 30th, 2017
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PM Demands Trump Reverse Muslim Ban In Powerful Daydream

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Prime Minister and self-appointed champion of Muslims, Najib Abdul Razak, flayed US President Donald Trump over his policy to prevent Muslim refugees from entering the United States More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 26th, 2017
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Taiwan accuses Malaysia of stockpiling pearls, having Chatime bubble tea replacement programme

TAIPEI:  Today Taiwan beverage security officials accused Malaysia of having a secret Chatime bubble tea replacement programme. “It appears our disgruntled Malaysian franchisee Loob Holdings isn’t taking their More...

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