Chess players to wear clothes featuring tournament director’s mother

PETALING JAYA:  Parents of teenage competitors attending future National Scholastic Chess Tournaments are finalising their own not at all seductive to tournament director player dress guidelines it was revealed today. “If a tournament director considers a 12-year-old girl in a knee-length striped dress a ‘temptation’, maybe this tee-shirt More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

Investors mourning JJPTR collapse begin search for new pyramid scheme

KUALA LUMPUR:    Today Malaysian investors keen for quick returns on their hard-earned money mourned the sudden demise of classic ‘money game’ JJPTR or JJ Poor to Rich while looking for a more trustworthy, More...

By Editor On Thursday, April 20th, 2017

Zairil’s ‘fake photo’ defence inspires thousands caught by speed cameras

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today the 10,000 plus motorists caught on speed camera by the Road Transport Department, agreed with Bukit Bendera MP Zairil Khir Johari’s argument that incriminating photos aren’t always More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017

PM hopeful newly discovered alien life will lend us money

PUTRAJAYA:  Only weeks after launching Malaysia’s very own National Space Policy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak welcomed the news of  NASA’s discovery of 7 earth-like planets capable of sustaining More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

North Korean tourism left reeling after all 3 Malaysians cancel trips

PYONGYANG:  North Korea’s world class tourism industry suffered a crippling blow today after it was revealed that all three Malaysians planning holidays had decided to cancel their visits in response to More...

By Editor On Friday, February 17th, 2017

Govt to probe 90s BNM losses now, 1MDB in 2037

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Cabinet confirmed it will set up a special task force to probe Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) 1990s forex losses immediately, whilst reminding the public 1MDB is not due to be investigated More...

By Editor On Monday, January 30th, 2017

PM Demands Trump Reverse Muslim Ban In Powerful Daydream

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Prime Minister and self-appointed champion of Muslims, Najib Abdul Razak, flayed US President Donald Trump over his policy to prevent Muslim refugees from entering the United States More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 26th, 2017

Taiwan accuses Malaysia of stockpiling pearls, having Chatime bubble tea replacement programme

TAIPEI:  Today Taiwan beverage security officials accused Malaysia of having a secret Chatime bubble tea replacement programme. “It appears our disgruntled Malaysian franchisee Loob Holdings isn’t taking their More...

By Editor On Friday, January 6th, 2017

Angered by pro-Mahathir twin towers outfit, govt demands Miss Universe dress as MRT

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysia’s Kiran Jassal came under fire for her controversial outfit choice last night after she unveiled her entry into the flamboyant Miss Universe national costume contest. “Clearly More...

By Editor On Sunday, December 4th, 2016

Myanmar to retaliate, hold solidarity rally for Malaysia’s suffering Orang Asli

YANGON:  Today Malaysian foreign officials were shocked to hear Asean-partner Myanmar would be holding their own, well-publicised mass solidarity rally to defend Malaysia’s displaced Orang Asli next week. “These More...