UUM lecturer reads Harry Potter, quits job to teach at Hogwarts

PETALING JAYA:  Still reeling after being tested by the Christian Bible stories in Selangor assembly speaker Hannah Yeoh’s book, today lecturer Kamarul Zaman Yusoff  found himself under the influence of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. “Kamarul found like with Hannah Yeoh’s book, Harry Potter contained More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017

‘Buffering’ Harapan logo symbolizes long wait for coalition to get its shit together

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today supporters voiced their approval of a proposed Pakatan Harapan coalition logo featuring a buffering symbol. “This buffering Harapan logo symbolises the seemingly endless wait for More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 7th, 2016

KL Invaded By Foreigners Who Do Jobs We’d Rather Not Do

KUALA LUMPER: Today, the few Malaysians that didn’t ‘balik kampung’ out of KL, expressed shock at the masses of foreign workers hanging around the CBD as they do every raya. “Is this KL or Dhaka?” More...

By Editor On Friday, July 1st, 2016

Balik Kampung Traffic Will Be As Smooth As LGE’s Corruption Probe, Hopes Transport Ministry

MALAYSIA:  Transport ministry officials today reassured balik kampung motorists that everything possible was being done to ensure their journey home would be as quick and uninterrupted as the MACC investigation More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 15th, 2016

News Portals Reminded They Can Still Praise Govt Anyway They Like

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Umno welfare bureau chairman Datuk Shamsul Anuar Nasarah reminded the nation’s remaining news portals that despite last night’s closure of The Malaysian Insider, the government believed More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 8th, 2016

Supporters call for Malaysians to respect PM’s hashtag

CYBERSPACE:  Today supporters of the #RespectMyPM campaign came out in solidarity with the much ridiculed hashtag and called for Malaysian netizens to show the it more respect. “This #RespectMyPM hashtag has More...

By Editor On Saturday, December 12th, 2015

PAS launch own smartphone

KUANTAN:   Just days after Umno-branded smartphones made waves at the party AGM this week, PAS today announced their own party branded communications device. “The short message based PASPhone has a better More...

By Editor On Sunday, November 1st, 2015

Admiral Ackbar warns Tony Pua 1MDB debate sounds like something that rhymes with ‘it’s a crap!’

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Admiral Akbar intergalactic military commander of the Rebal Alliance expressed concern at Arul Kanda’s sudden willingness to be grilled by Tony Pua over 1MDB on live TV without conditions.   “It’s More...

By Editor On Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

Boy Wearing Haze Costume This Halloween

MALAYSIA:  Despite our love for horror films, Halloween is not widely celebrated.  That may change this year thanks to some creative Malaysians keen to terrify others in exchange for drinks and/or candy. If you More...

By Editor On Monday, October 19th, 2015

At 31%, PM Still More Popular Than Haze, Bad Breath and Traffic Jams

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians were relieved today to hear despite performing poorly in the latest Merdeka Center poll, our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak is still more popular than other things researchers More...