High-Tech Train Will Get You To A Medieval Public Flogging Within 4 Hours

  KUANTAN: At a special ground breaking ceremony, the government recently unveiled an RM55 billion, state of the art, modern, high-tech East Coast Rail Link (ECRL) which will allow urbanites to attend medieval public floggings after traveling only 4 hours. “This modern rail link will allow KL-ites heading into the 21st century to visit their More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, July 18th, 2017
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Thousands Forgive 1MDB Scandal After Riding MRT

    KAJANG: After an enjoyable ride along the new MRT Sungai Buloh-Kajang (SBK) line this morning, thousands of commuters announced they have forgiven Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for the multi-billion More...

By Editor On Monday, July 3rd, 2017
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Molesting Cardboard Shell Models Completely Normal Say Doll Owners

  TOKYO:   Japanese Hiroki Fook and girlfriend Mayu Lovebot#34578 today defended the Malaysians recently photographed in compromising positions with Shell station cutout models. “My doll is the love More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 27th, 2017
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N. Korea Backs Hadi – Agree Only Nationals Can Investigate Crimes Committed Abroad

  PYONGYANG:  PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang who recently urged foreign powers not to meddle in Malaysia’s 1MDB even if it involved nationals committing crimes in their own foreign countries, More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
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RCI to probe 80s BNM losses now, 1MDB in 2047

  PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Cabinet confirmed it will set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) to probe Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) 1980s Forex losses immediately, whilst reminding the public 1MDB More...

By Editor On Wednesday, May 17th, 2017
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UUM lecturer reads Harry Potter, quits job to teach at Hogwarts

PETALING JAYA:  Still reeling after being tested by the Christian Bible stories in Selangor assembly speaker Hannah Yeoh’s book, today lecturer Kamarul Zaman Yusoff  found himself under the influence of More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 7th, 2016
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KL Invaded By Foreigners Who Do Jobs We’d Rather Not Do

KUALA LUMPER: Today, the few Malaysians that didn’t ‘balik kampung’ out of KL, expressed shock at the masses of foreign workers hanging around the CBD as they do every raya. “Is this KL or Dhaka?” More...

By Editor On Friday, July 1st, 2016
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Balik Kampung Traffic Will Be As Smooth As LGE’s Corruption Probe, Hopes Transport Ministry

MALAYSIA:  Transport ministry officials today reassured balik kampung motorists that everything possible was being done to ensure their journey home would be as quick and uninterrupted as the MACC investigation More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 15th, 2016
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News Portals Reminded They Can Still Praise Govt Anyway They Like

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Umno welfare bureau chairman Datuk Shamsul Anuar Nasarah reminded the nation’s remaining news portals that despite last night’s closure of The Malaysian Insider, the government believed More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 8th, 2016
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Supporters call for Malaysians to respect PM’s hashtag

CYBERSPACE:  Today supporters of the #RespectMyPM campaign came out in solidarity with the much ridiculed hashtag and called for Malaysian netizens to show the it more respect. “This #RespectMyPM hashtag has More...

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