Government fights discrimination against racist newspaper

Submitted by GLC Coercion Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Circulation of bahasa newspaper Utusan, has dropped by.

Same leaders transform UMNO from a caterpillar into fatter caterpillar

Submitted by Political Entomology Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  In a major victory for the Prime Minister and.

Foreign voters arrive for UMNO Elections

Submitted by Flawless Democracy Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Sports Minister and UMNO heart throb Khairy Jamaluddin.

Govt working committee reviews wasteful spending at lavish offshore resort

Submitted by Spending Like it’s Someone Else’s Money Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Civil servants employed in the.

Son of Mukhriz also announces candidacy for UMNO VP

Submitted by Chip off the Old Block Editor,   ALOR SETAR:  The youngest son of.

Prime Minister launches the iBumi5C

Submitted by Race-Based Benefits Editor, SHAH ALAM:  The PM delivered a dazzling keynote to unveil.

Hotel sues Election Commission

  PUTRAJAYA:  The Marriott Hotel is seeking RM45,000 in damages against Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya Malaysia.

Muppet Prime Minister to debate Opposition

Submitted by Felt-based Political Intercourse Editor, PUTRAJAYA:   With the first televised pre-election debates between Obama.

BN election saboteurs not tolerated

Submitted by Dirty Politics Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  UMNO leaders have been advising Barisan Nasional component party.

Desperate state government delays polls

Submitted by: State Government Editor       PETALING JAYA:  The Pakatan Rakyat supreme council.

Dr M’s ‘Fear and Loafing’ Bakery

Submitted by Hot Bagel Editor,   BANGSAR: Malaysian muffin munchers claim they have been unfairly.

Minister scolded for business ‘conflict of interests’

Submitted by: Prawn Farming Editor.   KUALA LUMPUR:  Minister for Agriculture Noh Idiya has come.

Voters hail ‘the reformer’

Submitted by: National Harmony Act compliant Editor PUTRAJAYA:  Confirming his credentials as a reformer, the.

Tourism Ministry relocates to Australia

Submitted by: Australian Holiday Editor MELBOURNE:  Minister for Tourism and setting up million dollar Facebook.

BN: Chief Minister’s marriage a threat to Penang

Submitted by: Political Marriage Editor MELACCA: Parliament yesterday put aside the plight of the poor,.

Unimportant MP speaks through rectum

Submitted by: Political Rantings Editor KUALA LUMPUR:  Parliamentary question time was thrown into chaos last.