Govt stockpiles leadership to lower cost of delaying decisions

Submitted by Super Human Leadership Editor, Because politicians promised the earth to get elected, the people demand heroic leadership. PUTRAJAYA: To curb the rising cost of avoiding serious issues, the government is creating a RM20mil stockpile of quality leadership. The Prime Minister after surveying the damaging effects of rising prices, racial bickering More...

by Editor | Published 3 years ago
By Editor On Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

3D printer produces fully functioning Prime Minister

Submitted By Cutting Edge Technology Editor, CYBERJAYA:  This year’s Malaysian Inventors Showcase was filled with a remarkable range of innovative local products.  Mobile phone covers made from real durian More...

By Editor On Sunday, December 8th, 2013

PM begs UMNO members for Candy Crush lives

Submitted by Sugar Crush Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Last week the Prime Minister blasted 2,500 delegates at the UMNO General Assembly for not getting with the times.  The PM made an impassioned speech for members More...

By Editor On Friday, November 15th, 2013
1 Comment

Government accuses opposition of using own brains

Submitted by Overseas Consultant Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  The Prime Minister surprised Malaysians this week by releasing figures that since 2009, RM7.2billion has been paid out to private overseas consulting firms.  More...

By Editor On Monday, November 11th, 2013

Government fights discrimination against racist newspaper

Submitted by GLC Coercion Editor, Utusan often deploy fictional journalism and pseudonyms to get its sinister message across.  Senior Fake Malaysia News Editor Hu Ah Yu deplores losers who resort to such desperately More...

By Editor On Monday, October 21st, 2013

Same leaders transform UMNO from a caterpillar into fatter caterpillar

Submitted by Political Entomology Editor, The Malaysian caterpillar Najibus sylvestris emerges from it’s cocoon metamorphosing into an identical greedy caterpillar PUTRAJAYA:  In a major victory for the Prime More...

By Editor On Friday, October 11th, 2013

Foreign voters arrive for UMNO Elections

Submitted by Flawless Democracy Editor, Funkmaster KJ regularly seen at Zouk nightclub has a remarkable resemblance to Khairy. KUALA LUMPUR:  Sports Minister and UMNO heart throb Khairy Jamaluddin is poised to More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013

Govt working committee reviews wasteful spending at lavish offshore resort

Submitted by Spending Like it’s Someone Else’s Money Editor, Studies show, intelligent readers are likely to read text below meaningless charts even if it doesn’t actually say anything useful. PUTRAJAYA:  More...

By Editor On Friday, September 20th, 2013
1 Comment

Son of Mukhriz also announces candidacy for UMNO VP

Submitted by Chip off the Old Block Editor,   Mukhriz and his youngest son Masoud now both contesting for a party VP position, prepare for weeks of intense lobbying ahead of the UMNO General Elections ALOR More...

By Editor On Monday, September 16th, 2013

Prime Minister launches the iBumi5C

Submitted by Race-Based Benefits Editor, SHAH ALAM:  The PM delivered a dazzling keynote to unveil the new iBumi5C economic empowerment policy on Saturday.  He chose a Malay University packed with UMNO supporters More...