EC postpones by-election to allow PKR time to explain ‘Kajang Move’

Submitted by Give them Enough Rope Editor, The government is grateful that the opposition is sharing its political strategies publicly as part of its public sector transparency pledge. . KAJANG:  The Malaysian Election Commission is an impartial government body that coincidentally falls under the Prime Minister’s department.  After careful consideration, More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, January 28th, 2014
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Anwar tipped to win Kajang by-election unless BN field candidate

Submitted by Vacated Seat By-Election Editor, PETALING JAYA:  In a crowded press conference at the PKR headquarters today, Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim announced Anwar’s candidacy for the More...

By Editor On Monday, January 27th, 2014
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Govt stockpiles leadership to lower cost of delaying decisions

Submitted by Super Human Leadership Editor, Because politicians promised the earth to get elected, the people demand heroic leadership. PUTRAJAYA: To curb the rising cost of avoiding serious issues, the government More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 15th, 2014
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3D printer produces fully functioning Prime Minister

Submitted By Cutting Edge Technology Editor, CYBERJAYA:  This year’s Malaysian Inventors Showcase was filled with a remarkable range of innovative local products.  Mobile phone covers made from real durian More...

By Editor On Sunday, December 8th, 2013
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PM begs UMNO members for Candy Crush lives

Submitted by Sugar Crush Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Last week the Prime Minister blasted 2,500 delegates at the UMNO General Assembly for not getting with the times.  The PM made an impassioned speech for members More...

By Editor On Friday, November 15th, 2013
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Government accuses opposition of using own brains

Submitted by Overseas Consultant Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  The Prime Minister surprised Malaysians this week by releasing figures that since 2009, RM7.2billion has been paid out to private overseas consulting firms.  More...

By Editor On Monday, November 11th, 2013
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Government fights discrimination against racist newspaper

Submitted by GLC Coercion Editor, Utusan often deploy fictional journalism and pseudonyms to get its sinister message across.  Senior Fake Malaysia News Editor Hu Ah Yu deplores losers who resort to such desperately More...

By Editor On Monday, October 21st, 2013
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Same leaders transform UMNO from a caterpillar into fatter caterpillar

Submitted by Political Entomology Editor, The Malaysian caterpillar Najibus sylvestris emerges from it’s cocoon metamorphosing into an identical greedy caterpillar PUTRAJAYA:  In a major victory for the Prime More...

By Editor On Friday, October 11th, 2013
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Foreign voters arrive for UMNO Elections

Submitted by Flawless Democracy Editor, Funkmaster KJ regularly seen at Zouk nightclub has a remarkable resemblance to Khairy. KUALA LUMPUR:  Sports Minister and UMNO heart throb Khairy Jamaluddin is poised to More...

By Editor On Wednesday, October 2nd, 2013
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Govt working committee reviews wasteful spending at lavish offshore resort

Submitted by Spending Like it’s Someone Else’s Money Editor, Studies show, intelligent readers are likely to read text below meaningless charts even if it doesn’t actually say anything useful. PUTRAJAYA:  More...

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