Malaysia: One big family with some members under arrest

Submitted by ‘Arrests to Continue until Morale Improves’ Editor, MALAYSIA:  Malaysians put aside their differences and celebrated Merdeka as one over the weekend.  Many were moved by heartwarming parade scenes of army commandos and military tanks. KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians celebrating Merdeka, put aside their differences over the weekend, More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely dumped a bucket of iced water on his head to show critics  he is still a capable and effective Malaysian More...

By Editor On Sunday, August 10th, 2014

Concerned husband says allowing politician’s wife to lead Selangor sets dangerous precedent

Submitted by Spousal Leadership Complications Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A concerned husband who claimed to have expertise in sensitive marital matters, warned that giving a major political leader’s wife the Selangor More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Khalid tells PKR detractors to gracefully step down for the sake of the party

Submitted by Forceful Ousting Editor, PETALING JAYA: Today, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim urged his detractors to gracefully step down before internal bickering inflicts more damage on PKR’s reputation. “Some More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Leaders deny wikileaks bribe charge – say were only testing new Aussie banknotes at the mall

Submitted by Polymer Note Carrying Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  In a rare showing of solidarity between current and previous leaders, the PM and his predecessors strongly denied a claim by Australian authorities, that More...

By Editor On Friday, July 4th, 2014

Tolerating KL city clueless will only encourage them to stay say experts

Submitted By : Urban Empathy Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Compassionate Malaysians have found themselves sympathising with the plight of the rapidly growing city clueless population.   Clueless people, many of whom More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Non-male woman spoils Malaysian cabinet sausage fest

Submitted by Gender Inequality Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Today Sharp eyed political watchers were shocked to discover that a massive 2.9% of the reshuffled Malaysian cabinet members are non-male. “I have just been More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 11th, 2014

Former PM speaks up on thing PM won’t comment on

Submitted by Elegant Silence Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians have become very concerned about that really important thing which the Prime Minister has yet to acknowledge in any way. This ‘elegant silence’ More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 4th, 2014

PM, UMNO considers suing Facebook over defamatory reader comments

Submitted by Offensive Internet Publications Editor, PUTRAJAYA:    Malaysian social media addicts were shocked today after news broke that in addition to Malaysiakini, Facebook could also be sued for allowing More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Govt to implement human rights reforms that will ultimately end its term in office ‘very soon!’

Submitted by Empty Gestures Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Following the release of Suaram’s latest Malaysian Human Rights Report, the Prime Minister called a press conference to reassure the rakyat he would finally carry More...