PM announces 9 day working visit to Malaysia

Submitted by Jet-setting Leadership Editor, DUBAI:   The rakyat were delighted to learn today, that our Prime Minister is planning a 9 day working visit to Malaysia. “This is wonderful news!” said a government spokesman, “it’s very fortunate the PM was able to squeeze us into his busy schedule after trips to Azerbaijan, Netherlands, More...

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By Editor On Thursday, September 11th, 2014

RM6 billion GST an investment in an indebted, overstaffed Govt, not a bailout

Submitted by Ground Floor Investment Opportunity Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Yesterday, the Prime Minister reassured hard-working Malaysians that the upcoming RM6 billion Goods and Services Tax, is not a bailout by the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

Malaysia: One big family with some members under arrest

Submitted by ‘Arrests to Continue until Morale Improves’ Editor, MALAYSIA:  Malaysians put aside their differences and celebrated Merdeka as one over the weekend.  Many were moved by heartwarming More...

By Editor On Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely dumped a bucket of iced water on his head to show critics  he is still a capable and effective Malaysian More...

By Editor On Sunday, August 10th, 2014

Concerned husband says allowing politician’s wife to lead Selangor sets dangerous precedent

Submitted by Spousal Leadership Complications Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A concerned husband who claimed to have expertise in sensitive marital matters, warned that giving a major political leader’s wife the Selangor More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Khalid tells PKR detractors to gracefully step down for the sake of the party

Submitted by Forceful Ousting Editor, PETALING JAYA: Today, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim urged his detractors to gracefully step down before internal bickering inflicts more damage on PKR’s reputation. “Some More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Leaders deny wikileaks bribe charge – say were only testing new Aussie banknotes at the mall

Submitted by Polymer Note Carrying Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  In a rare showing of solidarity between current and previous leaders, the PM and his predecessors strongly denied a claim by Australian authorities, that More...

By Editor On Friday, July 4th, 2014

Tolerating KL city clueless will only encourage them to stay say experts

Submitted By : Urban Empathy Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Compassionate Malaysians have found themselves sympathising with the plight of the rapidly growing city clueless population.   Clueless people, many of whom More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Non-male woman spoils Malaysian cabinet sausage fest

Submitted by Gender Inequality Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Today Sharp eyed political watchers were shocked to discover that a massive 2.9% of the reshuffled Malaysian cabinet members are non-male. “I have just been More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 11th, 2014

Former PM speaks up on thing PM won’t comment on

Submitted by Elegant Silence Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians have become very concerned about that really important thing which the Prime Minister has yet to acknowledge in any way. This ‘elegant silence’ More...