PM announces 9 day working visit to Malaysia

Submitted by Jet-setting Leadership Editor, DUBAI:   The rakyat were delighted to learn today, that our Prime Minister is planning a 9 day working visit to Malaysia. “This is wonderful news!” said a government spokesman, “it’s very fortunate the PM was able to squeeze us into his busy schedule after trips to Azerbaijan, Netherlands, More...

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By Editor On Thursday, September 11th, 2014
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RM6 billion GST an investment in an indebted, overstaffed Govt, not a bailout

Submitted by Ground Floor Investment Opportunity Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  Yesterday, the Prime Minister reassured hard-working Malaysians that the upcoming RM6 billion Goods and Services Tax, is not a bailout by the More...

By Editor On Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014
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Malaysia: One big family with some members under arrest

Submitted by ‘Arrests to Continue until Morale Improves’ Editor, MALAYSIA:  Malaysians put aside their differences and celebrated Merdeka as one over the weekend.  Many were moved by heartwarming More...

By Editor On Wednesday, August 20th, 2014
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PM takes ice bucket challenge to cure Dr M’s ALS (need Another Leader Syndrome)

  Submitted by Withdrawal of Support Affliction Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  This morning, the Prime Minister bravely dumped a bucket of iced water on his head to show critics  he is still a capable and effective Malaysian More...

By Editor On Sunday, August 10th, 2014
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Concerned husband says allowing politician’s wife to lead Selangor sets dangerous precedent

Submitted by Spousal Leadership Complications Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  A concerned husband who claimed to have expertise in sensitive marital matters, warned that giving a major political leader’s wife the Selangor More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 7th, 2014
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Khalid tells PKR detractors to gracefully step down for the sake of the party

Submitted by Forceful Ousting Editor, PETALING JAYA: Today, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim urged his detractors to gracefully step down before internal bickering inflicts more damage on PKR’s reputation. “Some More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 31st, 2014
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Leaders deny wikileaks bribe charge – say were only testing new Aussie banknotes at the mall

Submitted by Polymer Note Carrying Editor, PUTRAJAYA:  In a rare showing of solidarity between current and previous leaders, the PM and his predecessors strongly denied a claim by Australian authorities, that More...

By Editor On Friday, July 4th, 2014
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Tolerating KL city clueless will only encourage them to stay say experts

Submitted By : Urban Empathy Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Compassionate Malaysians have found themselves sympathising with the plight of the rapidly growing city clueless population.   Clueless people, many of whom More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 25th, 2014
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Non-male woman spoils Malaysian cabinet sausage fest

Submitted by Gender Inequality Editor, PUTRAJAYA: Today Sharp eyed political watchers were shocked to discover that a massive 2.9% of the reshuffled Malaysian cabinet members are non-male. “I have just been More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 11th, 2014
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Former PM speaks up on thing PM won’t comment on

Submitted by Elegant Silence Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysians have become very concerned about that really important thing which the Prime Minister has yet to acknowledge in any way. This ‘elegant silence’ More...

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