Tun Mahathir says he’s ready to be disappointed by a new Prime Minister

KUALA LUMPUR: Today former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad admitted he was ready for a new prime minister to fail to impress him. “Some may think I’m old and senile,” he told reporters, “but even at 90 I still believe I can hand pick a new national leader who will ultimately not live up to my high standards!” “Najib More...

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By Editor On Friday, March 13th, 2015

When I said we should censor the Internet I didn’t mean me, says Dr M

  CYBERSPACE:  Like a life form defending itself from attack, the Internet became self-aware this afternoon and blocked all access to Dr Mahathir’s popular blog. “I suspected for some time technology More...

By Editor On Monday, March 9th, 2015

Deep Ocean Search Team Recover DPM’s Missing Balls

“Attend the PM’s leadership solidarity meeting? I don’t think so!”   PUTRAJAYA: This week the nation was shocked to discover that the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin More...

By Editor On Friday, March 6th, 2015

PM Sues Tony Pua For 1MDB Remarks, Demands RM42bil Damages

Don’t make me angry Mr Pua, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… PUTRAJAYA: In another triumph for democracy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak is suing PJ Utara MP  Tony Pua and More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 25th, 2015

First Lady Rosmah’s Hair Apologises For Lavish Lifestyle

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Prime Minister’s wife’s power hairdo apologised to the nation today for insensitively sharing details of its extravagant lifestyle. “We power hairdos enjoy a privileged jet-setting More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

PM’s Imaginary Meeting With David Cameron Makes UK Work Visit Worthwhile

WHITEHALL:  The Prime Minister accompanied by his wife and senior government officers, struggled to make his 2-day British work visit look like work this week after an expected meeting with UK Prime Minister, More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 25th, 2014

East Coast Flood Victims Applaud PM’s Hawaiian Golf Performance

Submitted by Jetsetting Links Editor, KOTA BHARU:  Today the nation’s 100,000+ flood victims in Kelantan and Terengganu, praised the Prime Minister’s performance on his Hawaiian Golf tour. “I was surprised More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 4th, 2014

RCI announce investigation into why nobody ever gets busted after Royal Commission Inquiries

Submitted by No Stone Left Unturned Editor, KOTA KINABALU:  Malaysians were furious to learn this week that a 30 year targeted immigration surge into Sabah that benefited the ruling government, wasn’t really More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 27th, 2014

PM: Repeal the Sedition Act? What was that Guy in 2012 Thinking?

Submitted by Expedient Back-flip Editor, PWTC: Today the Prime Minister lashed out at a pre-election liberalist reformer, who promised to replace the current Sedition Act with a National Harmony Act. “I imagine More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

Umno Women Rushed to Putrajaya Hospital with ‘Hisham-Fever’

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Dewan Merdeka Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) here today collapsed into chaos after several Umno Puteri women began experiencing symptoms of a serious condition known as ‘Hisham-Fever!” “I More...