Tun Mahathir says he’s ready to be disappointed by a new Prime Minister

KUALA LUMPUR: Today former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad admitted he was ready for a new prime minister to fail to impress him. “Some may think I’m old and senile,” he told reporters, “but even at 90 I still believe I can hand pick a new national leader who will ultimately not live up to my high standards!” “Najib More...

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By Editor On Friday, March 13th, 2015
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When I said we should censor the Internet I didn’t mean me, says Dr M

  CYBERSPACE:  Like a life form defending itself from attack, the Internet became self-aware this afternoon and blocked all access to Dr Mahathir’s popular blog. “I suspected for some time technology More...

By Editor On Monday, March 9th, 2015
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Deep Ocean Search Team Recover DPM’s Missing Balls

“Attend the PM’s leadership solidarity meeting? I don’t think so!”   PUTRAJAYA: This week the nation was shocked to discover that the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin More...

By Editor On Friday, March 6th, 2015
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PM Sues Tony Pua For 1MDB Remarks, Demands RM42bil Damages

Don’t make me angry Mr Pua, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… PUTRAJAYA: In another triumph for democracy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak is suing PJ Utara MP  Tony Pua and More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 25th, 2015
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First Lady Rosmah’s Hair Apologises For Lavish Lifestyle

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Prime Minister’s wife’s power hairdo apologised to the nation today for insensitively sharing details of its extravagant lifestyle. “We power hairdos enjoy a privileged jet-setting More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 27th, 2015
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PM’s Imaginary Meeting With David Cameron Makes UK Work Visit Worthwhile

WHITEHALL:  The Prime Minister accompanied by his wife and senior government officers, struggled to make his 2-day British work visit look like work this week after an expected meeting with UK Prime Minister, More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 25th, 2014
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East Coast Flood Victims Applaud PM’s Hawaiian Golf Performance

Submitted by Jetsetting Links Editor, KOTA BHARU:  Today the nation’s 100,000+ flood victims in Kelantan and Terengganu, praised the Prime Minister’s performance on his Hawaiian Golf tour. “I was surprised More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 4th, 2014
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RCI announce investigation into why nobody ever gets busted after Royal Commission Inquiries

Submitted by No Stone Left Unturned Editor, KOTA KINABALU:  Malaysians were furious to learn this week that a 30 year targeted immigration surge into Sabah that benefited the ruling government, wasn’t really More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 27th, 2014
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PM: Repeal the Sedition Act? What was that Guy in 2012 Thinking?

Submitted by Expedient Back-flip Editor, PWTC: Today the Prime Minister lashed out at a pre-election liberalist reformer, who promised to replace the current Sedition Act with a National Harmony Act. “I imagine More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 26th, 2014
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Umno Women Rushed to Putrajaya Hospital with ‘Hisham-Fever’

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Dewan Merdeka Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) here today collapsed into chaos after several Umno Puteri women began experiencing symptoms of a serious condition known as ‘Hisham-Fever!” “I More...

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