Deep Ocean Search Team Recover DPM’s Missing Balls

“Attend the PM’s leadership solidarity meeting? I don’t think so!”   PUTRAJAYA: This week the nation was shocked to discover that the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin have been recovered from the bottom of the Malacca Straits. “We were testing underwater locator equipment to be used for the MH370 search More...

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By Editor On Friday, March 6th, 2015

PM Sues Tony Pua For 1MDB Remarks, Demands RM42bil Damages

Don’t make me angry Mr Pua, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… PUTRAJAYA: In another triumph for democracy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak is suing PJ Utara MP  Tony Pua and More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 25th, 2015

First Lady Rosmah’s Hair Apologises For Lavish Lifestyle

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Prime Minister’s wife’s power hairdo apologised to the nation today for insensitively sharing details of its extravagant lifestyle. “We power hairdos enjoy a privileged jet-setting More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

PM’s Imaginary Meeting With David Cameron Makes UK Work Visit Worthwhile

WHITEHALL:  The Prime Minister accompanied by his wife and senior government officers, struggled to make his 2-day British work visit look like work this week after an expected meeting with UK Prime Minister, More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 25th, 2014

East Coast Flood Victims Applaud PM’s Hawaiian Golf Performance

Submitted by Jetsetting Links Editor, KOTA BHARU:  Today the nation’s 100,000+ flood victims in Kelantan and Terengganu, praised the Prime Minister’s performance on his Hawaiian Golf tour. “I was surprised More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 4th, 2014

RCI announce investigation into why nobody ever gets busted after Royal Commission Inquiries

Submitted by No Stone Left Unturned Editor, KOTA KINABALU:  Malaysians were furious to learn this week that a 30 year targeted immigration surge into Sabah that benefited the ruling government, wasn’t really More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 27th, 2014

PM: Repeal the Sedition Act? What was that Guy in 2012 Thinking?

Submitted by Expedient Back-flip Editor, PWTC: Today the Prime Minister lashed out at a pre-election liberalist reformer, who promised to replace the current Sedition Act with a National Harmony Act. “I imagine More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

Umno Women Rushed to Putrajaya Hospital with ‘Hisham-Fever’

KUALA LUMPUR:  The Dewan Merdeka Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) here today collapsed into chaos after several Umno Puteri women began experiencing symptoms of a serious condition known as ‘Hisham-Fever!” “I More...

By Editor On Monday, November 24th, 2014

‘Not everything on the Internet can be accepted as truth’ says man with own Website, Twitter Feed, and Facebook Page

KUALA LUMPUR: Today a man who has spent millions of taxpayer dollars fostering a credible internet presence, warned Malaysians not to believe everything they read online. “Our PM feels so strongly about people More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 13th, 2014

Ahmad Maslan receives govt ‘letter of support’ for explaining 1MDB in parliament

Submitted by At Least Worth The Paper It’s Printed On Editor, KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Deputy Finance Minister Ahmad Maslan was honoured with a valuable government issued, ‘letter of support’ for his clear no-nonsense More...