Fitch gives PM’s Bank Account AAA+ Rating

KUALA LUMPUR: Ratings Agency Fitch did Malaysians proud last night by awarding the Prime Minister’s private bank account an excellent AAA+ rating. “In light of a recent Wall Street Journal report, the PM’s bank account now deserves our highest fiscal rating,” said a Fitch spokesman, “His bank account outlook has also been upgraded from More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, June 30th, 2015

MARA Chairman Buys Can Of Sarsi For Only RM12

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today, MARA chairman Tan Sri Annuar Musa, revealed he purchased a can of Sarsi for RM12 at his local Seven Eleven last night. “To the best of my knowledge at the time, RM12 was a good price More...

By Editor On Friday, June 26th, 2015

Mara execs innocent until proven guilty, but OK to assume ex-PetroSaudi Director guilty, says govt

KUALA LUMPUR: Today sources close to the PM announced Mara executives implicated in a Melbourne property scam were to be presumed innocent until proven guilty, unlike a certain former PetroSaudi director the government More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 24th, 2015

Doctored PetroSaudi documents prove 1MDB didn’t siphon money – they just suck at managing it

KO SAMUI: With the arrest of a former PetroSaudi Director who leaked forged documents to discredit the Prime Minister, 1MDB supporters took comfort today in the knowledge the fund isn’t corrupt, only totally More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 18th, 2015

Nazir Razak Forms Political Party For Fed Up Prime Ministerial Brothers

PETALING JAYA:  With  both BN and Pakatan coalitions locked in a close race to the bottom, today Datuk Seri Nazir Razak announced the formation of a new political party for unhappy younger brothers of the Prime More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

PM spends day up flight of stairs amid calls to step down

PUTRAJAYA:   Despite complaints from his staff, Prime Minister Najib Razak stood stubbornly at the top of a flight of steps for several hours today. “There are many serious challenges facing the country,” More...

By Editor On Saturday, May 30th, 2015

Like 1MDB, PM To Be Bailed out, Split Up And Quietly Wound Down Next Year

PUTRAJAYA:  Like the indebted 1MDB fund, the Prime Minister will be restructured, split into three, then quietly wound down next year it was revealed today. “The government has come under relentless attack More...

By Editor On Thursday, May 21st, 2015

Finance Ministry Told To Accept Salary In Units

KUALA LUMPUR: This afternoon, Second Finance Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Husni Mohamad Hanadzlah, Ministry officials, and the 1MDB board were told by the people to accept their remuneration in the same units 1MDB More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

Speaker Pandika Gets Office Toilet After Complaining Job Gives Him The Shits

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today, the BN Backbenchers Club said Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia  wanted to resign as Dewan Rakyat speaker mainly due to the lack of a toilet in his office. “Dr M was irresponsible to leak More...

By Editor On Saturday, May 16th, 2015

BR1M Recipients Agree To Vote For Bank Negara Next General Election

JOHOR:  After hearing  Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak admit BR1M aid was not his idea,  grateful BR1M recipients pledged to vote for Bank Negara in the coming 2018 General Election today. “Like More...