Reform political donation funding before opposition does what we just did, says DPM

PUTRAJAYA:  Hours after not-answering questions about the mysterious RM2.6 billion donation into the PM’s bank accounts, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi warned political funding reform is needed more urgently than ever. “If the opposition receives their own ‘foreign donation,’ the government is in danger More...

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By Editor On Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

1MDB CEO Arul Kanda grilled at PAC questioning spa

KUALA LUMPUR:  The long overdue appearance of 1MDB president Arul Kandasamy before the Public Accounts Committee was reconvened to their new questioning spa, it was revealed today. “It was new PAC chief Datuk More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 24th, 2015

Govt Makes Bribes Official Language

PUTRAJAYA:  The government announced backhanders are to become the nation’s official second language today.  The announcement came a week after Sarawak’s chief minister Tan Sri Adenan released plans English More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 12th, 2015

Tun Mahathir’s Council Of Elders Discuss Taking PM To Mordor

RIVENDELL:  Today Malaysia’s new Council Of Elders called a meeting to discuss what should be done with the PM in power. “A darkness has enveloped our lands,” said Tun Mahathir solemnly, “one that More...

By Editor On Friday, November 6th, 2015

PM Reassures SPM Candidates Even 48% Can Get You Places

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak reassured anxious Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) students not to worry about grades as they sit their examinations. “Don’t let anyone underestimate More...

By Editor On Tuesday, October 6th, 2015

PM threatens to sue 1MDB critic who is not Tun Mahathir

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak threatened to sue a man critical of him that is not Tun Mahathir. “Former MCA president Tun Dr Ling Liong Sik made a number of defamatory More...

By Editor On Monday, October 5th, 2015

Najib returns home for treatment after unfortunate Israeli PM handshake

KLIA:  Malaysia’s Prime Minister arrived home this morning for urgently needed treatment after suffering unexpected Jewish handshake contact with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu in New York. Signs at the PM’s More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

Man no stranger to anonymous donations pledges organs

MILAN:  Today the PM who is no stranger to anonymous donations announced plans to become an anonymous donor himself. Editor’s note: You can get your own organ donor card by clicking here. “The PM has More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

Deputy Minister Tajuddin announces hilarious ‘slap Chinese’ stand-up comedy tour

KUALA LUMPUR:  Ever since bootleg audio recordings of deputy agriculture minister Datuk Tajuddin Abdul Rahman’s freestyle stand-up set leaked online, Malaysians have been clambering for more from this new king More...

By Editor On Wednesday, September 30th, 2015

Salleh says will prove Malaysians prefer slower broadband once internet usage report downloads

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Communications and Multimedia Minister Datuk Seri Dr Salleh Said Keruak promised to reveal why Malaysians prefer slower Internet speeds once the latest Streamyx usage report downloads onto More...