Abu Dhabi Debt Collector Splashes Hummus On 1MDB Office

KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation suffered humiliation in the form of hummus this evening, after the offices of 1MDB were attacked by Middle Eastern debt collectors throwing chickpea dip. “Abu Dhabi’s state-owned IPIC fund is furious for paying US$50 million interest on joint-guaranteed bonds because 1MDB defaulted on its obligations,” said More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, May 4th, 2016
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Kuey Teow Cook Moonlighting As Fake Police Outrider Offers Services To Dr M

KUALA LUMPUR:  Hours after the IGP announced Dr Mahathir’s police escort service would be withdrawn, a kuey teow seller whose secret fake police outrider service was exposed in January, had a business proposal More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016
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Cooling Pads Allowed Into Sarawak Only If Not Treating Adenan Fever, Importers Told

  KUCHING:  Today importer Hia 2day Bhd, was informed by Sarawakian authorities their cooling gel pads will only be permitted to enter Sarawak if not used to cure ‘Adenan fever.’ “Sarawak More...

By Editor On Thursday, April 28th, 2016
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PKR-DAP Seen Arguing Over Seats At Captain America: Civil War Premiere

GSC MID VALLEY:  Attempts to restore the PKR-DAP alliance failed last night, as witnesses reported representatives from both opposition parties argued over middle seats during a premiere screening of Captain More...

By Editor On Sunday, April 24th, 2016
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Despite Drought, Politicians Make It Rain Across Sarawak

SARAWAK:  With much of the country suffering from an ongoing drought, those suffering through the dry spell took heart after hearing Chief Minister Tan Sri Adenan Satem and Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak More...

By Editor On Wednesday, April 13th, 2016
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Nation’s Car Loan Guarantors Off The Hook After PM’s Lawyer Suggests Signatures Don’t Matter

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians who had felt obligated to act as guarantor for a ‘fiscally challenged’ friend or relative breathed a sigh of collective relief this evening after the Prime Minister’s More...

By Editor On Sunday, April 10th, 2016
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Shahrizat Warns Of Plot To Link Najib To 1MDB Documents He Signed

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Wanita Chief Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil warned Najib was the victim of a political ploy out to link the PM with dubious 1MDB activities that were approved with his signature. “The Public More...

By Editor On Monday, April 4th, 2016
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Ku Li Says He Only Drinks Kopi Unless He Is Having Teh

PUTRAJAYA:  A routine steering committee meeting to form new steering committees was off to a slow start this morning, after Gua Musang MP, Tan Sri Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah took longer than expected to confirm More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 24th, 2016
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Nation Hoping Batman V Superman Better Than Old-Man V Duit-Man

MALAYSIA:  Today Malaysians said they would take a breather from the ongoing locally-produced super battle, ‘Old-Man V Duit-Man’ to watch Batman V Superman at a local cinema. “I’m sick of seeing Old-Man More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 17th, 2016
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MOF to brainstorm ways to cut RM630b debt at lavish 5 star resort

PUTRAJAYA: Today Malaysia’s Ministry of Finance (MOF) announced the country’s RM630Billion national debt was so close to the 55% GDP debt ceiling that a committee would need to spend a weekend at a More...

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