Despite Drought, Politicians Make It Rain Across Sarawak

SARAWAK:  With much of the country suffering from an ongoing drought, those suffering through the dry spell took heart after hearing Chief Minister Tan Sri Adenan Satem and Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak had no problem ‘making it rain’ in Sarawak. “We forecast heavy bribes to pour across the state until the 7th of May,” said voter handout More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, April 13th, 2016

Nation’s Car Loan Guarantors Off The Hook After PM’s Lawyer Suggests Signatures Don’t Matter

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians who had felt obligated to act as guarantor for a ‘fiscally challenged’ friend or relative breathed a sigh of collective relief this evening after the Prime Minister’s More...

By Editor On Sunday, April 10th, 2016

Shahrizat Warns Of Plot To Link Najib To 1MDB Documents He Signed

KUALA LUMPUR: Today Wanita Chief Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil warned Najib was the victim of a political ploy out to link the PM with dubious 1MDB activities that were approved with his signature. “The Public More...

By Editor On Monday, April 4th, 2016

Ku Li Says He Only Drinks Kopi Unless He Is Having Teh

PUTRAJAYA:  A routine steering committee meeting to form new steering committees was off to a slow start this morning, after Gua Musang MP, Tan Sri Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah took longer than expected to confirm More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 24th, 2016

Nation Hoping Batman V Superman Better Than Old-Man V Duit-Man

MALAYSIA:  Today Malaysians said they would take a breather from the ongoing locally-produced super battle, ‘Old-Man V Duit-Man’ to watch Batman V Superman at a local cinema. “I’m sick of seeing Old-Man More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 17th, 2016

MOF to brainstorm ways to cut RM630b debt at lavish 5 star resort

PUTRAJAYA: Today Malaysia’s Ministry of Finance (MOF) announced the country’s RM630Billion national debt was so close to the 55% GDP debt ceiling that a committee would need to spend a weekend at a More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 16th, 2016

Govt Warns Australian Journalists In ‘Advanced Stages’ Of Preparing More Questions

KUALA LUMPUR:  Security officials called for calm today after credible Malaysian intelligence revealed other Australian journalists are in the advanced stages of preparing questions to throw out at the Prime Minister. “We More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 8th, 2016

Zouk DJ Steps Down For Son Of PM Who Isn’t Stepping Down

SINGAPORE:  Zouk nightclub attendees were outraged on the weekend when famous Egyptian DJ Fadi was ordered to step down from the console to make way for the son of a Malaysian PM who will not step down for anyone. “Clubbers More...

By Editor On Friday, February 26th, 2016

Muhyiddin: Now I am history first, Malay second

OVERSEAS:  After hearing news of his suspension this evening, Umno party deputy and former DPM Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin reluctantly admitted he was now ‘history first, Malay second.’ “Nobody in the party More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 11th, 2016

1MDB probe on schedule so long as we don’t talk to anyone, says PAC Chief

KUALA LUMPUR: Today, Public Accounts Committee (PAC) chairman Datuk Hasan Arifin confirmed the probe into the 1MDB wealth/slush fund will be completed on time so long as the committee don’t talk to any other More...