FMN TURNS 5! We share our best headlines. Also,why fake news sucks (but satire is good for you)

  FMN turns 5 next week so we’re taking a break from breaking news to look back at the nation’s most pointless website.  This article may be of interest to those curious to know what goes on behind the scenes and how our satire sausages are made. HOW FMN BEGAN In late May 2012, we attended a Kuching family wedding and found ourselves More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, May 17th, 2017
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UUM lecturer reads Harry Potter, quits job to teach at Hogwarts

PETALING JAYA:  Still reeling after being tested by the Christian Bible stories in Selangor assembly speaker Hannah Yeoh’s book, today lecturer Kamarul Zaman Yusoff  found himself under the influence of More...

By Editor On Tuesday, April 25th, 2017
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Scientists discover 11,000y/o Perak Man kept younger mistress in Penang

KELAPA BATAS:  After the exciting recent discovery of a Neolithic female skeleton in Guar Kepah, local archeologists believe they have uncovered the famous Perak Man’s secret mistress he’d been keeping More...

By Editor On Tuesday, September 27th, 2016
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Muhyiddin Likely The Next PM To Disappoint Me, Says Dr M

LONDON:  Today, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammad confirmed Parti Pribumi Bersatu Malaysia president Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin would be his next choice of Prime Minister to ultimately fail to impress him. “Some may think More...

By Editor On Monday, August 29th, 2016
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Strawberry Haze On The Way Following Sumatra Vape Juice Drop

NATION:  Malaysian and Indonesian owned palm oil producers today announced thanks to a strategic partnership with a local vape juice manufacturer, the country can look forward to breathing a creamier, strawberry-tinged More...

By Editor On Thursday, May 26th, 2016
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Sarawak Governor Impressed His RM1.5mil Birthday Bentley Can Do 5km/hr On State Roads

KUCHING: Today Sarawak governor Taib Mahmud said he was delighted with the RM1.5 million birthday present given to him by 36-year-old wife, Ragad Waleed Alkurdi Taib. “The Governor loves his new Continental GT More...

By Editor On Thursday, May 5th, 2016
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Malaysian Student Says $4.6mil Found In Her Account A Gift For Fighting Isis

SYDNEY:  Today a Malaysian student apprehended while trying to board a flight to KL told authorities she thought the $4.6million mistakenly credited into her personal account was her reward for fighting Isis. “I More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 16th, 2016
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Sirul says 827,000 barred from traveling must have done something serious

SYDNEY: Former police bodyguard murderer, Sirul Azhar Umar today praised a home ministry statement that 827,000 Malaysians were currently barred from leaving the country. “Malaysians with outstanding issues More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 25th, 2015
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Remove 100 Chinese boats from our waters or we will be forced to politely ask again, Malaysia warns

PUTRAJAYA:  Today, Malaysia warned Beijing if they don’t remove all 100 trespassing Chinese boats currently in Malaysian territorial waters, the government will have no choice but to nicely ask again “It More...

By Editor On Sunday, March 15th, 2015
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Tun Mahathir Kicked Out Of UMNO Whatsapp Chat Group

KUALA LUMPUR; In a move that has shocked party members across the country, former PM Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad was removed from the UMNO senior leader whatsapp group chat last night. “The Prime Minister didn’t More...

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