Ku Nan: Stop illegal immigration by making M’sia a place no one wants to go

  KUALA LUMPUR:  On the heels of his suggestion women could avoid harassment by perverts if they only dressed shabbily enough, Federal Territories Minister Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor dazzled his audience last night with more ingenious suggestions to address the rakyat’s concerns as part of the ongoing Tranformasi Nasional 2050 More...

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By Editor On Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017

‘Buffering’ Harapan logo symbolizes long wait for coalition to get its shit together

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today supporters voiced their approval of a proposed Pakatan Harapan coalition logo featuring a buffering symbol. “This buffering Harapan logo symbolises the seemingly endless wait for More...

By Editor On Saturday, April 22nd, 2017

M’sia can kiss the PM’s RM150bil Indian investment deals goodbye, Modi tells poet Perlis Mufti

NEW DELHI:  Today a spokesman for Indian Prime Minister Narenda Modi had a message to all Malaysians in response to the delightful poem Perlis Mufti Datuk Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin admitted he had directed at More...

By Editor On Sunday, March 5th, 2017

Man proves donations really go to orphans by showing photocopies

CHOW KIT:  Today a man walking into restaurants collecting donations on behalf of needy children said he is absolutely not keeping the money he is receiving, and proved it by displaying poor quality photocopies More...

By Editor On Saturday, February 18th, 2017

DOJ to M’sian IGP: Sorry about N. Korea. It really sucks when people say your probe is a conspiracy!

WASHINGTON:  Today, a spokesman for the US Department of Justice kleptocracy division sympathised with Malaysian police who were told by North Korean authorities they would not accept the results of their investigation More...

By Editor On Monday, January 16th, 2017

BR1M not a bribe but handy for staging pre-election photo ops

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Barisan National experts confirmed while 1Malaysia People’s Aid (BR1M) is not a bribe, staging orchestrated handouts in front of the media, hasn’t exactly hurt the PM’s popularity More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 8th, 2016

1MDB board confirms China bailout by knowing nothing about it

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today 1MDB gave the clearest signal yet it was indeed in private talks with China to bail out a US$6.5bn debt to Abu Dhabi’s state-owned International Petroleum Investment Company after chairman More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016

“The Govt Shut Another News Portal!” Screams Man With Ad Blocker

PETALING JAYA:   28-year-old Kevin Kok, who spends 30 minutes a day reading free news on his iphone and laptop with ad blockers turned on, today blasted the government for shutting down yet another website dedicated More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 29th, 2016

PM Avoids Mentioning Dr M By Name In Case He’s Like Voldemort

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today in a fiery speech, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak warned a ’91-year-old man’ and ‘past leader’ was trying to topple the government without mentioning the More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 8th, 2016

Inspired By PM, Mugabe Launches 1ZDB

Though Mugabe had no official business with our PM, Najib is obligated to pose in pictures with the Zimbabwean President under the terms of the visiting third-world-leader no-agenda expensive foreign junket exchange More...