M’sia can kiss the PM’s RM150bil Indian investment deals goodbye, Modi tells poet Perlis Mufti

NEW DELHI:  Today a spokesman for Indian Prime Minister Narenda Modi had a message to all Malaysians in response to the delightful poem Perlis Mufti Datuk Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin admitted he had directed at his government and not certain Malaysians as originally thought. “Our Prime Minister would like to inform Malaysia and the good Dr Asri, More...

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By Editor On Sunday, March 5th, 2017
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Man proves donations really go to orphans by showing photocopies

CHOW KIT:  Today a man walking into restaurants collecting donations on behalf of needy children said he is absolutely not keeping the money he is receiving, and proved it by displaying poor quality photocopies More...

By Editor On Saturday, February 18th, 2017
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DOJ to M’sian IGP: Sorry about N. Korea. It really sucks when people say your probe is a conspiracy!

WASHINGTON:  Today, a spokesman for the US Department of Justice kleptocracy division sympathised with Malaysian police who were told by North Korean authorities they would not accept the results of their investigation More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 31st, 2017
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Terengganu to have trees as fat as their contractor profit margins

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Today botanists employed by the Terengganu state government confirmed the trees seen on Bandar Baharu Kuala Nerus were a fascinating species of deciduous tree whose trunk grows out to be as More...

By Editor On Monday, January 16th, 2017
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BR1M not a bribe but handy for staging pre-election photo ops

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Barisan National experts confirmed while 1Malaysia People’s Aid (BR1M) is not a bribe, staging orchestrated handouts in front of the media, hasn’t exactly hurt the PM’s popularity More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 8th, 2016
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1MDB board confirms China bailout by knowing nothing about it

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today 1MDB gave the clearest signal yet it was indeed in private talks with China to bail out a US$6.5bn debt to Abu Dhabi’s state-owned International Petroleum Investment Company after chairman More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016
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“The Govt Shut Another News Portal!” Screams Man With Ad Blocker

PETALING JAYA:   28-year-old Kevin Kok, who spends 30 minutes a day reading free news on his iphone and laptop with ad blockers turned on, today blasted the government for shutting down yet another website dedicated More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 29th, 2016
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PM Avoids Mentioning Dr M By Name In Case He’s Like Voldemort

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today in a fiery speech, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak warned a ’91-year-old man’ and ‘past leader’ was trying to topple the government without mentioning the More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 8th, 2016
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Inspired By PM, Mugabe Launches 1ZDB

Though Mugabe had no official business with our PM, Najib is obligated to pose in pictures with the Zimbabwean President under the terms of the visiting third-world-leader no-agenda expensive foreign junket exchange More...

By Editor On Friday, September 30th, 2016
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Pen-Pineapple As Annoying As Pen-PetroSaudi Deal, Malaysians Say

MALAYSIA:  Today Malaysian netizens admitted the annoying Japanese techno song mind worm ‘Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen’ was almost as infuriating as the Prime Minister’s own viral hit ‘pen-1MDB Petrosaudi offshore More...

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