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By Editor On Tuesday, December 6th, 2016
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Kids say Santa more believable than story about Saudi donor

MID VALLEY: With Christmas only weeks away, today Malaysian children were told the heartwarming tale of a magical unseen generous person. “And so just before the last general election, this anonymous Saudi donor More...

By Editor On Sunday, December 4th, 2016
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Myanmar to retaliate, hold solidarity rally for Malaysia’s suffering Orang Asli

YANGON:  Today Malaysian foreign officials were shocked to hear Asean-partner Myanmar would be holding their own, well-publicised mass solidarity rally to defend Malaysia’s displaced Orang Asli next week. “These More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016
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Guys pushing hand chop not doing much about tree chop

Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang insists limb chop wont affect Malaysians who eat pork chop.   GUA MUSANG:   Today the PAS-led Kelantan state government admitted it was too busy selling the idea of limb chop for More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016
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“The Govt Shut Another News Portal!” Screams Man With Ad Blocker

PETALING JAYA:   28-year-old Kevin Kok, who spends 30 minutes a day reading free news on his iphone and laptop with ad blockers turned on, today blasted the government for shutting down yet another website dedicated More...

By Editor On Monday, November 28th, 2016
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Tabloids welcome new celebrity couple Donjib

KUALA LUMPER:  Today local gossip tabloids welcomed new celebrity couple ‘Donjib’ after Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak reconnected with old friend and now President-elect, Donald Trump. “The More...

By Editor On Sunday, November 20th, 2016
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Peaceful Bersih Rallies Bad For Business, Say Tear Gas Suppliers

KUALA LUMPUR:  Local eye irritant manufacturer, Tears Today Gone Tomorrow Bhd, announced poor sales results this weekend, saying Bersih 5 participants should take responsibility for their good behaviour by compensating More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 15th, 2016
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1MDB: Probe into PM’s brainchild is also PM’s brainchild

TOKYO:  In an interview with the Nikkei Asian Review this week, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak announced coincidently like the debt-laden 1MDB wealth fund which was his brainchild, the probe into it More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 10th, 2016
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So the guy who lost the popular vote still won your election? What’s that feel like? M’sians ask US

MALAYSIA:  Upon hearing the surprise outcome of the 15-month US presidential democratic process, many Malaysians found themselves struggling to relate to American voters dismayed by Donald Trump’s victory. “It More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 10th, 2016
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To boost US ties, Malaysian officials offer to buy Trump penthouses

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s political elite reaffirmed the Prime Minister’s assurances a Donald Trump presidency will not affect Malaysia’s relationship with the US. “The PM says he has a golfing friendship More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 9th, 2016
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Soros – I Was Having So Much Fun Toppling Najib I Forgot To Topple Trump

WASHINGTON:  Today Malaysians blamed billionaire George Soros for being so distracted with his obsession with toppling Malaysia’s democratically elected government, that he completely forgot to rig the US More...

By Editor On Monday, November 7th, 2016
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Husband To ‘Strengthen Ties’ With Ah Long

BUKIT JELUTONG:   Today, 42-year-old Abdullah Bin Bakar declared to his family, he will be ‘strengthening his friendship’ with his Ah Long after attending  a series of meetings that took their relationship More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
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China Invites Najib’s Cats To Join Family In Beijing

BEIJING:  Today China officials requested Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s family pets be flown over to Beijing this evening to join his wife and sons for the remainder of their week-long official More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 29th, 2016
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PM Avoids Mentioning Dr M By Name In Case He’s Like Voldemort

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today in a fiery speech, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak warned a ’91-year-old man’ and ‘past leader’ was trying to topple the government without mentioning the More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 29th, 2016
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Mall Enters Malaysia Book Of Records For Throwing Out Biggest Uneaten Laksa

KUCHING:  Today, Plaza Merdeka Shopping Centre entered the Malaysia Book Of Records for the second time in two days after  throwing out the nation’s largest amount of ‘unhealthy’ day-old Sarawak More...

By Editor On Friday, October 28th, 2016
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Singaporean Hipsters Say RM20 Johor Entry Fee Still Not Enough To Look Cool Being Seen There

SINGAPORE:   For many years, Singaporeans have escaped their country’s oppressive crime-free cleanliness, and endless queues by fleeing to neighboring Malaysia.   In a friendly ‘tit for tat’ response More...

By Editor On Friday, October 28th, 2016
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Govt Launches TN50 By Hitting Snooze Button

PUTRAJAYA:  In a special ceremony this morning, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak officially announced the first step towards Transformasi Nasional (TN50) by hitting the snooze button on the Vision 2020 development More...

By Editor On Sunday, October 23rd, 2016
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Blacklisted Pro-Bersih Companies Still Allowed To Pay Us Taxes, Govt Assures

PETALING JAYA: Not long after Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Abdul Rahman Dahlan tweeted companies who support the Bersih movement would be blacklisted from government contracts, PMO insiders More...

By Editor On Saturday, October 22nd, 2016
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Told To Be Uber Drivers, Poor Suggest PM Allow Ride-sharing On His Plane

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today low-income B40 Malaysians lauded the Prime Minister’s suggestion they become Uber drivers to make extra income, with some suggesting the PM and his cabinet ministers allow ride-sharing More...

By Editor On Friday, October 21st, 2016
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Non-Election Budget 2017: PM Wishing He Hadn’t Returned Saudi Donor Money

PUTRAJAYA:  Today the Prime Minister ruled out tabling an election budget this year, with insiders confirming Najib is secretly regretting he returned US$620m of the US$681m Saudi donor money which would be very More...

By Editor On Thursday, October 20th, 2016
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After Hotdog Row, Kevin Bacon Changes Name to Kevin Beef Bacon

HOLLYWOOD:  Today the management of Hollywood actor Kevin Bacon the star of movies such as Footloose, A Few Good Men and X-Men First Class announced he was planning a name change to attract new fans. “Kevin More...

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