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By Editor On Saturday, January 7th, 2017
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Your 2017 Rooster Year Horoscope

It’s time once again to sober up our recently paroled resident feng shui expert Master Kok, and ask him what fame and fortune awaits us for the coming year! Rooster: Born in 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957, Well More...

By Editor On Saturday, January 7th, 2017
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New 1MDB auditor Parker Randall begins tough task of reading through hundreds of scribbled napkins

KUALA LUMPUR:  Newly appointed 1MDB auditor Parker Randall admitted they had taken on more than they bargained for last night, after the self-confessed ‘alternative to the big four audit firms’ received More...

By Editor On Friday, January 6th, 2017
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20 Typically Malaysian News Stories You Will Read In 2017

Submitted by senior field correspondent EJ; 1. A foreign worker will slash another foreign worker because of a love triangle involving a third foreign worker.All three foreign workers will be from different countries. 2. More...

By Editor On Friday, January 6th, 2017
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Angered by pro-Mahathir twin towers outfit, govt demands Miss Universe dress as MRT

KUALA LUMPUR:  Malaysia’s Kiran Jassal came under fire for her controversial outfit choice last night after she unveiled her entry into the flamboyant Miss Universe national costume contest. “Clearly More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 5th, 2017
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After tracking website removal, Bomohs begin search for PM’s plane

KLIA:  Malaysians frustrated by their inability to find the Prime Minister’s Airbus No. 9M-NAA after its removal from plane tracking website www.flightaware.com received assistance from an unexpected source More...

By Editor On Friday, December 16th, 2016
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Govt forms task force to tackle why we have so many committees

PUTRAJAYA:  The government was on high alert this week after a civil service think-tank projected by 2057, every Malaysian man, woman and child, would end up on a some sort of government committee. “Given committee More...

By Editor On Tuesday, December 13th, 2016
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High Speed Rail To Cut Travel Time Between Politicians And Their Money

PUTRAJAYA: Today, Malaysian politicians praised the recently signed High-Speed Rail (HSR) agreement, as the 300kmh train promises to reduce traveling time to their money down south. “The HSR between KL and More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 8th, 2016
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1MDB board confirms China bailout by knowing nothing about it

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today 1MDB gave the clearest signal yet it was indeed in private talks with China to bail out a US$6.5bn debt to Abu Dhabi’s state-owned International Petroleum Investment Company after chairman More...

By Editor On Tuesday, December 6th, 2016
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Kids say Santa more believable than story about Saudi donor

MID VALLEY: With Christmas only weeks away, today Malaysian children were told the heartwarming tale of a magical unseen generous person. “And so just before the last general election, this anonymous Saudi donor More...

By Editor On Sunday, December 4th, 2016
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Myanmar to retaliate, hold solidarity rally for Malaysia’s suffering Orang Asli

YANGON:  Today Malaysian foreign officials were shocked to hear Asean-partner Myanmar would be holding their own, well-publicised mass solidarity rally to defend Malaysia’s displaced Orang Asli next week. “These More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016
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Guys pushing hand chop not doing much about tree chop

Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang insists limb chop wont affect Malaysians who eat pork chop.   GUA MUSANG:   Today the PAS-led Kelantan state government admitted it was too busy selling the idea of limb chop for More...

By Editor On Thursday, December 1st, 2016
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“The Govt Shut Another News Portal!” Screams Man With Ad Blocker

PETALING JAYA:   28-year-old Kevin Kok, who spends 30 minutes a day reading free news on his iphone and laptop with ad blockers turned on, today blasted the government for shutting down yet another website dedicated More...

By Editor On Monday, November 28th, 2016
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Tabloids welcome new celebrity couple Donjib

KUALA LUMPER:  Today local gossip tabloids welcomed new celebrity couple ‘Donjib’ after Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak reconnected with old friend and now President-elect, Donald Trump. “The More...

By Editor On Sunday, November 20th, 2016
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Peaceful Bersih Rallies Bad For Business, Say Tear Gas Suppliers

KUALA LUMPUR:  Local eye irritant manufacturer, Tears Today Gone Tomorrow Bhd, announced poor sales results this weekend, saying Bersih 5 participants should take responsibility for their good behaviour by compensating More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 15th, 2016
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1MDB: Probe into PM’s brainchild is also PM’s brainchild

TOKYO:  In an interview with the Nikkei Asian Review this week, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak announced coincidently like the debt-laden 1MDB wealth fund which was his brainchild, the probe into it More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 10th, 2016
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So the guy who lost the popular vote still won your election? What’s that feel like? M’sians ask US

MALAYSIA:  Upon hearing the surprise outcome of the 15-month US presidential democratic process, many Malaysians found themselves struggling to relate to American voters dismayed by Donald Trump’s victory. “It More...

By Editor On Thursday, November 10th, 2016
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To boost US ties, Malaysian officials offer to buy Trump penthouses

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s political elite reaffirmed the Prime Minister’s assurances a Donald Trump presidency will not affect Malaysia’s relationship with the US. “The PM says he has a golfing friendship More...

By Editor On Wednesday, November 9th, 2016
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Soros – I Was Having So Much Fun Toppling Najib I Forgot To Topple Trump

WASHINGTON:  Today Malaysians blamed billionaire George Soros for being so distracted with his obsession with toppling Malaysia’s democratically elected government, that he completely forgot to rig the US More...

By Editor On Monday, November 7th, 2016
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Husband To ‘Strengthen Ties’ With Ah Long

BUKIT JELUTONG:   Today, 42-year-old Abdullah Bin Bakar declared to his family, he will be ‘strengthening his friendship’ with his Ah Long after attending  a series of meetings that took their relationship More...

By Editor On Tuesday, November 1st, 2016
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China Invites Najib’s Cats To Join Family In Beijing

BEIJING:  Today China officials requested Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s family pets be flown over to Beijing this evening to join his wife and sons for the remainder of their week-long official More...

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