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By Editor On Monday, February 27th, 2017

Jho Low Wins Oscar For Role In ‘Hidden Figures’

HOLLYWOOD:   Malaysian-born Jho Low has won an Oscar for best supporting role in the lavish Malaysian taxpayer-financed, international production of 1MDB’s ‘Hidden Figures’ today.   The playboy More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017

PM hopeful newly discovered alien life will lend us money

PUTRAJAYA:  Only weeks after launching Malaysia’s very own National Space Policy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak welcomed the news of  NASA’s discovery of 7 earth-like planets capable of sustaining More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017

Auditor General downloads trial version of Quickbooks

PETALING JAYA:  Tan Sri Dr Madinah Mohamad wasted no time as Malaysia’s new Auditor General this morning by clicking the download button and installing a trial version of the Quickbooks accounting package onto More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

North Korean tourism left reeling after all 3 Malaysians cancel trips

PYONGYANG:  North Korea’s world class tourism industry suffered a crippling blow today after it was revealed that all three Malaysians planning holidays had decided to cancel their visits in response to More...

By Editor On Tuesday, February 21st, 2017

Malaysia tells N. Korea: We only compromise investigations involving our Prime Minister

PETALING JAYA:  Today officials close to Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Anifah Aman hit out at North Korea’s baseless, delusional allegations and distrust of Malaysia’s investigation into the murder of More...

By Editor On Monday, February 20th, 2017

BN announce nationwide tour to explain why taxpayer funds will be spent on 90s forex losses roadshow

KUALA LUMPUR:   UMNO and Barisan Nasional component parties announced they will be going on a nationwide tour to explain to the rakyat why we need Tan Sri Annuar Musa’s roadshow to inform the public about More...

By Editor On Saturday, February 18th, 2017

DOJ to M’sian IGP: Sorry about N. Korea. It really sucks when people say your probe is a conspiracy!

WASHINGTON:  Today, a spokesman for the US Department of Justice kleptocracy division sympathised with Malaysian police who were told by North Korean authorities they would not accept the results of their investigation More...

By Editor On Friday, February 17th, 2017

Political blogger proves point with unflattering photo

MALAYSIA:  Today aficionados of Malaysia’s colourful political bloggersphere, agreed the writers made bullet-proof arguments against the opposition or government when they used unflattering photographs to ‘vilify’ More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 31st, 2017

Govt warns Mara: Removing someone to make way for impartial probe not how we do things

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the Prime Minister’s Office gave Mara a stern warning for going against standard government protocols and actually suspending somebody senior to make way for an independent probe into More...

By Editor On Monday, January 30th, 2017

PM Demands Trump Reverse Muslim Ban In Powerful Daydream

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Prime Minister and self-appointed champion of Muslims, Najib Abdul Razak, flayed US President Donald Trump over his policy to prevent Muslim refugees from entering the United States More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 26th, 2017

Taiwan accuses Malaysia of stockpiling pearls, having Chatime bubble tea replacement programme

TAIPEI:  Today Taiwan beverage security officials accused Malaysia of having a secret Chatime bubble tea replacement programme. “It appears our disgruntled Malaysian franchisee Loob Holdings isn’t taking their More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 25th, 2017

AirAsia US Flights To Be Mostly Americans Fleeing Trump Presidency

SEPANG:  Today AirAsia confirmed it was confident newly announced flights between the United States and Asia will be far more successful than the previously abandoned AirAsia X long-haul European services. “Since More...

By Editor On Monday, January 23rd, 2017

Man Seriously Thinking About Removing Plastic Car Seat Covers From ’86 Proton Saga

KERTEH:  Today keropok quality inspector, Abdullah Bin Bakar shocked his family and friends by announcing he is seriously thinking of removing the manufacturer’s protective plastic seat covers from the backseat More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 19th, 2017

Satisfying Terengganu Authorities, Unmarried Woman Commuter Weds Uber Driver

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Complying with the inevitable Religious Affairs requirements, 21-year-old civil servant, Fadzilah Binti Abang married her Uber ride-sharing pickup 31-year-old Abdullah Bin Bakar this morning More...

By Editor On Thursday, January 19th, 2017

MACC Offering Bribes To Civil Servants Who Report Bribes

PETALING JAYA:  Deputy chief commissioner Datuk Shamsun Bahrin Mohd Jamil confirmed Malaysian’s Anti Corruption Commission (MACC) would offer kickbacks to whistle-blowers reporting civil servants accepting them. “I More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 18th, 2017

PM open to performing at Trump inauguration if US drops kleptocracy probe

PUTRAJAYA:  Well-placed trade officials keen to strengthen Malaysia’s US ties have indicated a willingness for Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak to sing at Donald Trump’s inauguration ball this Friday, after More...

By Editor On Monday, January 16th, 2017

BR1M not a bribe but handy for staging pre-election photo ops

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Barisan National experts confirmed while 1Malaysia People’s Aid (BR1M) is not a bribe, staging orchestrated handouts in front of the media, hasn’t exactly hurt the PM’s popularity More...

By Editor On Wednesday, January 11th, 2017

Botched Circumcision Doctor Opens Penis Ring Removal Clinic

JOHOR:  Malaysian men hoping to boost sexual performance/pleasure by squeezing their ‘KL towers’ into tight-fitting metallic rings, welcomed a new metallic penis ring removal specialty clinic opening here More...

By Editor On Tuesday, January 10th, 2017

Exciting new mall has exact same shops as old mall

PETALING JAYA:   Tired of his regular hangouts, this week Peter Chin and family experienced the joy of visiting the exact same shops they normally frequent in an exciting new mall which just opened. “We More...

By Editor On Monday, January 9th, 2017

Nation relieved despite rampant civil servant corruption, leaders remain squeaky clean

MALAYSIA:  Reeling from almost daily revelations of rampant graft in the civil service, today the rakyat took comfort knowing that despite suffering from an epidemic of corrupt Datuks, MARA, Sports and Rural Development More...