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By Editor On Sunday, April 2nd, 2017
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Shah Alam Debate Cancelled For Safety Of Putrajaya Neighbours Only 30km Away

SHAH ALAM:  A scheduled debate between Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz at Sarangkraf Media Group Shah Alam was cancelled by police last night after fears the event would create a disturbance More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 30th, 2017
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Biawak Screws Kelantan Biawak

KELANTAN: Local reptile researchers witnessed a fascinating display of monitor lizard courtship rituals last night, as an enormous biawak grew tired of the smaller Kelantan biawak carrying it on its shoulder and More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 29th, 2017
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RM21.50 Per Pack For Cigarettes A Great Idea Say Smugglers

KOTA BARU:  Today the nation’s cigarette smugglers praised Deputy Health Minister Dr Hilmi Yahaya’s decision to increase the price of legal cigarettes to RM21.50 per packet. “Hiking the cost of legal cigarettes More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 15th, 2017
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M’sians Mourn Disney Decision To Pull Beauty & The Beast While Quietly Searching For Torrents

MALAYSIA:  Local cinema-goers today respected Disney’s decision to pull the Malaysian theatrical release of the Beauty and the Beast remake today while simultaneously quietly searching for a decent torrent More...

By Editor On Tuesday, March 14th, 2017
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PM injured after patting himself on the back too hard for GST

PUTRAJAYA:  Following his Doctor’s recommendation, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak cut short a planned one-hour speech last night praising himself for the introduction the GST. “I have some More...

By Editor On Monday, March 13th, 2017
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Malaysian censors say gay character spoiled family friendly tale of female abduction

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysian censors defended their decision to indefinitely postpone the new Disney live action remake of Beauty and the Beast, a heartwarming  tale involving female abduction, slavery and More...

By Editor On Sunday, March 5th, 2017
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Man proves donations really go to orphans by showing photocopies

CHOW KIT:  Today a man walking into restaurants collecting donations on behalf of needy children said he is absolutely not keeping the money he is receiving, and proved it by displaying poor quality photocopies More...

By Editor On Saturday, March 4th, 2017
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Stress-free pricing plan lets M’sians freak out about petrol weekly instead of monthly

MALAYSIA: Today the nation applauded Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister Datuk Hamzah Zainuddin’s wise decision to replace the current system which had motorists freaking out about fuel More...

By Editor On Thursday, March 2nd, 2017
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Staff sitting through corporate training warn lunch better be good

PENANG:   After sitting through yet another hour of long-winded presentations, the employees of Hia Today Bhd remained hopeful the hotel hosting their motivational corporate training this year would put on a More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 1st, 2017
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Govt fights fake news by blasting Bernama updates at Penang

KEDAH:  Heeding Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak’s recent call to fight fake news bent on toppling his democratically-elected government, today Malaysia’s Communications Ministry begun blasting government More...

By Editor On Wednesday, March 1st, 2017
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Saudi king’s departure proof RM2.6b donation was returned, expert says

KUALA LUMPUR:   Just like the Saudi Arabian King Salman Abdul Aziz Al Saud’s official visit to Malaysia proved the RM2.6 billion donation received by Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak was genuine, his departure More...

By Editor On Monday, February 27th, 2017
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Malaysians laud returning Nokia 3310 until they realise it can’t take selfies

MALAYSIA:  Today nostalgic Malaysian gadget hunters lauded Nokia’s decision to resurrect the Nokia 3310 for the brief moments it took for them to realise the phone had no front-facing selfie camera and no More...

By Editor On Monday, February 27th, 2017
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Jho Low Wins Oscar For Role In ‘Hidden Figures’

HOLLYWOOD:   Malaysian-born Jho Low has won an Oscar for best supporting role in the lavish Malaysian taxpayer-financed, international production of 1MDB’s ‘Hidden Figures’ today.   The playboy More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017
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PM hopeful newly discovered alien life will lend us money

PUTRAJAYA:  Only weeks after launching Malaysia’s very own National Space Policy, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak welcomed the news of  NASA’s discovery of 7 earth-like planets capable of sustaining More...

By Editor On Thursday, February 23rd, 2017
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Auditor General downloads trial version of Quickbooks

PETALING JAYA:  Tan Sri Dr Madinah Mohamad wasted no time as Malaysia’s new Auditor General this morning by clicking the download button and installing a trial version of the Quickbooks accounting package onto More...

By Editor On Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017
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North Korean tourism left reeling after all 3 Malaysians cancel trips

PYONGYANG:  North Korea’s world class tourism industry suffered a crippling blow today after it was revealed that all three Malaysians planning holidays had decided to cancel their visits in response to More...

By Editor On Tuesday, February 21st, 2017
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Malaysia tells N. Korea: We only compromise investigations involving our Prime Minister

PETALING JAYA:  Today officials close to Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Anifah Aman hit out at North Korea’s baseless, delusional allegations and distrust of Malaysia’s investigation into the murder of More...

By Editor On Monday, February 20th, 2017
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BN announce nationwide tour to explain why taxpayer funds will be spent on 90s forex losses roadshow

KUALA LUMPUR:   UMNO and Barisan Nasional component parties announced they will be going on a nationwide tour to explain to the rakyat why we need Tan Sri Annuar Musa’s roadshow to inform the public about More...

By Editor On Saturday, February 18th, 2017
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DOJ to M’sian IGP: Sorry about N. Korea. It really sucks when people say your probe is a conspiracy!

WASHINGTON:  Today, a spokesman for the US Department of Justice kleptocracy division sympathised with Malaysian police who were told by North Korean authorities they would not accept the results of their investigation More...

By Editor On Friday, February 17th, 2017
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Political blogger proves point with unflattering photo

MALAYSIA:  Today aficionados of Malaysia’s colourful political bloggersphere, agreed the writers made bullet-proof arguments against the opposition or government when they used unflattering photographs to ‘vilify’ More...

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