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By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
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RCI to probe 80s BNM losses now, 1MDB in 2047

  PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Cabinet confirmed it will set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) to probe Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) 1980s Forex losses immediately, whilst reminding the public 1MDB More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
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If Only Her VISA Card Was Fake Too, Nazri Says

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Sources close to Tourism and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz confirmed today the viral image of his wife’s official-looking Tourism Ministry ‘Spouse-Minister’ business card was More...

By Editor On Monday, June 19th, 2017
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New SPAD Chair Isa Samad Announces Major Investment In Fidget Spinners

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Tan Sri Isa Samad wasted no time after assuming the Chairmanship of The Land Public Transport Commission (SPAD) today, by announcing the Commission would be investing heavily to corner the More...

By Editor On Monday, June 19th, 2017
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GST U-Turn: Govt Spares Elites Who Eat Long Beans

  NATION: ‘The masses’ as identified by Customs Department director-general Subramaniam Tholasy rejoiced today, after the government announced it will not be adding GST to 60 food items and cracking More...

By Editor On Friday, June 9th, 2017
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Tourist Tax Needed To Boost Industry Hit By Tourist Tax

  PUTRAJAYA:   Today experts confirmed the new Tourist Tax imposed on hotel stays is essential if the government wants to boost the travel industry which may suffer a setback from its introduction. “The More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 6th, 2017
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Middle East Restores Ties After Remembering Qatar Owns Harrods

  LONDON:   Middle Eastern Gulf states including Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain hastily restored all ties with Doha today after diplomatic intelligence revealed Qatar was planning a devastating counter-move More...

By Editor On Sunday, June 4th, 2017
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Gay Prevention Video Contest: Nation Fears Health Ministry Just Born That Way

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Today experts confirmed Health Ministry officials close to Public Health Deputy Director-General Lokman Hakim Sulaiman, couldn’t help ‘coming out’ as the type of people More...

By Editor On Friday, June 2nd, 2017
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PAS Calls For Melbourne Airport Alcohol Ban

PETALING JAYA:  Today PAS members called for a complete alcohol ban at all Australian airports after it was revealed the drunk mental patient who tried to ‘blow up’ flight MH128 was already intoxicated when More...

By Editor On Friday, May 26th, 2017
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FMN TURNS 5! We share our best headlines. Also,why fake news sucks (but satire is good for you)

  FMN turns 5 next week so we’re taking a break from breaking news to look back at the nation’s most pointless website.  This article may be of interest to those curious to know what goes on behind More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017
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PKR warned allowing wives as ‘bench warmer’ PMs sets dangerous precedent

KUALA LUMPUR:  Today political experts warned PKR’s strategy of allowing the wife of a PM to be a bench warming ‘interim PM’ could have unintended consequences. “Malaysians need to consider More...

By Editor On Monday, May 22nd, 2017
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Japanese Porn Studio Adopts Look Southeast Policy

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today it was announced due to a serious shortage of male talent, Japan’s porn industry had adopted a ‘Look Southeast’ policy to build upon the relationship between the More...

By Editor On Friday, May 19th, 2017
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State govt asked how contractors can afford RM180,000 trees not dead, only hibernating

KUALA TERENGGANU:  Today botanists confirmed like the exotic trees seen on Bandar Baharu Kuala Nerus, the state government who awards generous landscaping contracts was not dead, only hibernating from people asking More...

By Editor On Friday, May 19th, 2017
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Ku Nan: Stop illegal immigration by making M’sia a place no one wants to go

  KUALA LUMPUR:  On the heels of his suggestion women could avoid harassment by perverts if they only dressed shabbily enough, Federal Territories Minister Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor dazzled his More...

By Editor On Wednesday, May 17th, 2017
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UUM lecturer reads Harry Potter, quits job to teach at Hogwarts

PETALING JAYA:  Still reeling after being tested by the Christian Bible stories in Selangor assembly speaker Hannah Yeoh’s book, today lecturer Kamarul Zaman Yusoff  found himself under the influence of More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 16th, 2017
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Nation hit by Ed Sheeran scalped ticket ransomware

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Today Malaysians claimed an attack eerily similar to the WannaCry ransomware virus hit their work computers in the form of a Ed Sheeran live concert ticket scalper. “I’ve had a browser More...

By Editor On Monday, May 15th, 2017
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Arrested JJPTR staff offer police 20% bail per month

GEORGE TOWN:  Employees of controversial investment syndicate JJ Poor To Rich (JJPTR) who were arrested over the weekend, offered Penang police a ‘better life’ in return for their quick release it was revealed More...

By Editor On Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017
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‘Buffering’ Harapan logo symbolizes long wait for coalition to get its shit together

  KUALA LUMPUR:   Today supporters voiced their approval of a proposed Pakatan Harapan coalition logo featuring a buffering symbol. “This buffering Harapan logo symbolises the seemingly endless wait for More...

By Editor On Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017
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PAS insists only a Muslim should claim he’s not a public officer

ALOR SETAR:   PAS members reiterated today they would push for amendments to the Malaysian constitution that ensures only a Muslim can lead the country by not being a public officer. “It should be a necessity More...

By Editor On Monday, May 1st, 2017
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Chess players to wear clothes featuring tournament director’s mother

PETALING JAYA:  Parents of teenage competitors attending future National Scholastic Chess Tournaments are finalising their own not at all seductive to tournament director player dress guidelines it was revealed More...

By Editor On Tuesday, April 25th, 2017
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Scientists discover 11,000y/o Perak Man kept younger mistress in Penang

KELAPA BATAS:  After the exciting recent discovery of a Neolithic female skeleton in Guar Kepah, local archeologists believe they have uncovered the famous Perak Man’s secret mistress he’d been keeping More...

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