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By Editor On Thursday, August 10th, 2017
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Angered By Late Payment, Abu Dhabi Splashes 1MDB Office With Hummus

KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation suffered humiliation in the form of hummus this evening after the offices of 1MDB were attacked by Middle Eastern debt collectors throwing chickpea dip to shame the troubled wealth fund. “Abu More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 10th, 2017
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Singapore McDonald’s Introduces ‘Deconstructed’ Nasi Lemak Burger

  DHOBY GAUNT: Singaporean fast food aficionados have been politely queuing up for hours today after local McDonald’s outlets began serving a new dish they are calling the ‘deconstructed nasi lemak More...

By Editor On Thursday, August 10th, 2017
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High-Tech Train Will Get You To A Medieval Public Flogging Within 4 Hours

  KUANTAN: At a special ground breaking ceremony, the government recently unveiled an RM55 billion, state of the art, modern, high-tech East Coast Rail Link (ECRL) which will allow urbanites to attend medieval More...

By Editor On Monday, July 24th, 2017
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MRT Destruction On Track For 2020 Say Vandals

  KUALA LUMPUR: Today the nation’s public transport vandals said the destruction of the modern, Mass Rapid Transit Corporation (MRT) Sungai Buloh-Kajang Line was well underway and will be completed on schedule More...

By Editor On Thursday, July 20th, 2017
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Youths Protected From Despacito For The Seconds It Takes To Find On YouTube

    PUTRAJAYA:   Last night, Radio Televisyen Malaysia (RTM) ceased all broadcasts of the global smash hit song, Despacito on national TV and radio stations protecting the nation’s youth from its More...

By Editor On Tuesday, July 18th, 2017
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Thousands Forgive 1MDB Scandal After Riding MRT

    KAJANG: After an enjoyable ride along the new MRT Sungai Buloh-Kajang (SBK) line this morning, thousands of commuters announced they have forgiven Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for the multi-billion More...

By Editor On Tuesday, July 11th, 2017
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PM Not Responsible for 1MDB Cockup Yet Blame For 80s Forex Losses Go All The Way To The Top

    PUTRAJAYA: Exhaustive investigations into 1MDB and the BNM forex scandals have exposed a dramatic shift in the way the nation was governed in the 80’s compared with the current administration it More...

By Editor On Monday, July 3rd, 2017
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Molesting Cardboard Shell Models Completely Normal Say Doll Owners

  TOKYO:   Japanese Hiroki Fook and girlfriend Mayu Lovebot#34578 today defended the Malaysians recently photographed in compromising positions with Shell station cutout models. “My doll is the love More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 28th, 2017
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Italy Cuts Ties With M’sia For Crimes Against Natural Order Of Pizza

  ROME:  In a formal statement, Italy ended diplomatic ties with Malaysia this afternoon after a viral image of a ‘pizza tougeh’ was classified a crime against the natural order of pizza. A traditional More...

By Editor On Wednesday, June 28th, 2017
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Dudes Who Can’t Pick Own Leader Controlling US Justice System

  KUALA LUMPUR: Today sources close to Attorney-General Tan Sri Mohamed Apandi Ali confirmed the Justice Department of an overseas super power had been compromised by a Malaysian opposition yet to finalise More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 27th, 2017
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DoJ Begs Viewers To Stop Returning ‘Dumb And Dumber To’ DVDs

WASHINGTON:  The U.S. Justice Department in a public statement today said there was no need for victims who had suffered through the poorly received, Red Granite produced, ‘Dumb and Dumber Too’ movie More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 27th, 2017
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N. Korea Backs Hadi – Agree Only Nationals Can Investigate Crimes Committed Abroad

  PYONGYANG:  PAS president Datuk Seri Abdul Hadi Awang who recently urged foreign powers not to meddle in Malaysia’s 1MDB even if it involved nationals committing crimes in their own foreign countries, More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
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RCI to probe 80s BNM losses now, 1MDB in 2047

  PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Cabinet confirmed it will set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI) to probe Bank Negara Malaysia’s (BNM) 1980s Forex losses immediately, whilst reminding the public 1MDB More...

By Editor On Thursday, June 22nd, 2017
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If Only Her VISA Card Was Fake Too, Nazri Says

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Sources close to Tourism and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz confirmed today the viral image of his wife’s official-looking Tourism Ministry ‘Spouse-Minister’ business card was More...

By Editor On Monday, June 19th, 2017
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New SPAD Chair Isa Samad Announces Major Investment In Fidget Spinners

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Tan Sri Isa Samad wasted no time after assuming the Chairmanship of The Land Public Transport Commission (SPAD) today, by announcing the Commission would be investing heavily to corner the More...

By Editor On Monday, June 19th, 2017
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GST U-Turn: Govt Spares Elites Who Eat Long Beans

  NATION: ‘The masses’ as identified by Customs Department director-general Subramaniam Tholasy rejoiced today, after the government announced it will not be adding GST to 60 food items and cracking More...

By Editor On Friday, June 9th, 2017
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Tourist Tax Needed To Boost Industry Hit By Tourist Tax

  PUTRAJAYA:   Today experts confirmed the new Tourist Tax imposed on hotel stays is essential if the government wants to boost the travel industry which may suffer a setback from its introduction. “The More...

By Editor On Tuesday, June 6th, 2017
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Middle East Restores Ties After Remembering Qatar Owns Harrods

  LONDON:   Middle Eastern Gulf states including Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain hastily restored all ties with Doha today after diplomatic intelligence revealed Qatar was planning a devastating counter-move More...

By Editor On Sunday, June 4th, 2017
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Gay Prevention Video Contest: Nation Fears Health Ministry Just Born That Way

  KUALA LUMPUR:  Today experts confirmed Health Ministry officials close to Public Health Deputy Director-General Lokman Hakim Sulaiman, couldn’t help ‘coming out’ as the type of people More...

By Editor On Friday, June 2nd, 2017
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PAS Calls For Melbourne Airport Alcohol Ban

PETALING JAYA:  Today PAS members called for a complete alcohol ban at all Australian airports after it was revealed the drunk mental patient who tried to ‘blow up’ flight MH128 was already intoxicated when More...

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