KUALA LUMPUR: Local skyline endowment analysts confirmed today the Prime Minister’s new erection is officially bigger than his predecessor Tun Mahathir’s
“The Exchange 106 located at the Tun Razak Exchange (TRX) was originally going to be only 92 stories high until the Indonesian contractors building it partnered with an Indo generic drug maker who added thousands of blue pills to the cement foundations, thus increasing the erection to 106 stories exceeding the 88 storey Petronas Twin Towers!
“Building size isn’t everything, it’s what you do with it that counts,” A Bersatu spokesman said waving off the PM’s erection.
“I’m delighted to watch these erections go up,” Said one KL businessman, ”God knows we need more empty office space in the CBD!”
“This is what the nation has been waiting for,” said well-hung skyline commentator, Abdullah bin Bakar, “Najib’s mighty shaft of steel and glass thrusting up into the heavens, demonstrating his statesman-like vision for a better tomorrow, and most importantly, that he has a bigger erection than Tun’s.”
“When the Exchange 106 is completed, you will one day be able to climb to the top of it and wave to friends on top of the PM’s other erection, the 118 storey, Merdeka PNB118 at Merdeka station, both of which will stand tall and proud as two bigger erections than Tun’s two erections, that is, until our next visionary PM needs to leave his mark by having an even bigger one!”