Immigration Officials Install Checkpoint Gay Scanners

BALIK PULAU:  Immigration authorities are on high alert this week after news broke of an illegal gay party scheduled for later this week.

“We are using high-tech Gaydar screening devices at all Malaysian entry points to intercept homosexuals before they can enter the country,” an Immigration Dept spokesman explained,

“Airports have upgraded existing facial recognition scanners to compare against a database of photos sourced from gay matchmaking apps such as GRINDR.  The process involves long hours studying pictures, but our staff are very committed!”

 

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