JOHOR: Today religious authorities slammed a local Muslim only self-service laundromat warning if Malaysians were segregated along washing lines, there could be serious implications.
“The sentiments between races in Malaysia is very (gentle spin for your) delicates,” explained front-loader tolerance analyst, Dr. Abdullah Bin Bakar, “If (permanent) pressed, Muslims could fall for this divisive spin (cycle). They may hang their non-Muslim brothers out to dry, when they should only be separating their whites and colours!”
“What’s to stop banned non-Muslims from opening their own retaliatory beeromats? What if they add glass of wheat and rye to their wash and dry?”