Fears Muslim-Only Laundries Spark Non-Muslim Beeromats

JOHOR:  Today religious authorities slammed a local Muslim only self-service laundromat warning if Malaysians were segregated along washing lines, there could be serious implications.

“The sentiments between races in Malaysia is very (gentle spin for your) delicates,” explained front-loader tolerance analyst, Dr. Abdullah Bin Bakar, “If (permanent) pressed, Muslims could fall for this divisive spin (cycle).   They may hang their non-Muslim brothers out to dry, when they should only be separating their whites and colours!”

“What’s to stop banned non-Muslims from opening their own retaliatory beeromats?  What if they add glass of wheat and rye to their wash and dry?”

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