Published On: Thu, Aug 10th, 2017

High-Tech Train Will Get You To A Medieval Public Flogging Within 4 Hours

 

KUANTAN: At a special ground breaking ceremony, the government recently unveiled an RM55 billion, state of the art, modern, high-tech East Coast Rail Link (ECRL) which will allow urbanites to attend medieval public floggings after traveling only 4 hours.

“This modern rail link will allow KL-ites heading into the 21st century to visit their Malaysian brothers and sisters living in states heading into the 14th century,” an enthusiastic witness to the ECRL groundbreaking exclaimed,

“Several East Coast cities are projected to enjoy a vital economic boost in the untapped public whipping and amputation tourism market!”

The modern ECRL will be completed in 2024 which is not soon enough for those planning to use it to flee backward religious punishments.

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