Angered By Late Payment, Abu Dhabi Splashes 1MDB Office With Hummus

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KUALA LUMPUR:  The nation suffered humiliation in the form of hummus this evening after the offices of 1MDB were attacked by Middle Eastern debt collectors throwing chickpea dip to shame the troubled wealth fund.

“Abu Dhabi’s state-owned IPIC fund is furious after 1MDB missed a previously agreed USD600 million payment for joint-guaranteed bonds due to ‘technical issues,'” said wealth-fund debt restructuring analyst Abdullah Bin Bakar,”IPIC has kindly given 1MDB an extension to settle the first of two USD600 million payments by the end of August.

“IPIC has kindly given 1MDB an extension to settle the first of two USD600 million payments by the end of August.

IPIC have not said what it will do if the new deadline was missed but have not ruled out returning to 1MDB with the baba ghanoush.

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