Dudes Who Can’t Pick Own Leader Controlling US Justice System


KUALA LUMPUR: Today sources close to Attorney-General Tan Sri Mohamed Apandi Ali confirmed the Justice Department of an overseas super power had been compromised by a Malaysian opposition yet to finalise their own Prime Ministerial candidate.

“The AG believes the politically motivated 1MDB kleptocracy civil lawsuit is based on facts given to them by Malaysians,” a spokesman confirmed, “even though these government topplers have yet to choose their own PM, shadow cabinet or policy platform and only just agreed on a logo, they can still somehow expertly orchestrate the activities of the US Justice System to upset the Prime Minister’s reelection chances!”

“If the US had reached out to Apandi, he would have been ‘obliged’ to assisted them.  One only has to ask the Swiss to know how helpful he can be!”

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