Published On: Mon, May 22nd, 2017

Japanese Porn Studio Adopts Look Southeast Policy

 

KUALA LUMPUR:   Today it was announced due to a serious shortage of male talent, Japan’s porn industry had adopted a ‘Look Southeast’ policy to build upon the relationship between the land of the rising sun and Malaysia, the land of the 2nd PM’s son.

The look Southeast policy is the brainchild of visionary Japanese Porn Director, Hiro Kumasawa,” explained who is hoping to recruit suitable Malaysian males.

“We are hoping to hire men who can perform some uniquely Malaysian sex moves such as ‘anonymous donations’, ‘strengthening ties’, ‘touch and go’, ‘the sausage pretzel’, the ‘you help me I help you’, ‘the not-shabby women,’ and ‘mature politics!’ “

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