PETALING JAYA: Parents of teenage competitors attending future National Scholastic Chess Tournaments are finalising their own not at all seductive to tournament director player dress guidelines it was revealed today.
“If a tournament director considers a 12-year-old girl in a knee-length striped dress a ‘temptation’, maybe this tee-shirt featuring a picture of his mother might stop him thinking with his bishop,” explained mother of a teenage chess competitor, Jenny Wong.
“It seems regardless of World Chess Federation dress guidelines, it’s the responsibility of Malaysian parents to dress their kids appropriately whilst keeping an eye on the movements of those organising these competitions. Look at that suspicious tournament director over there. I think he moved himself e3-f4 to position himself closer to my daughter!”