M’sia can kiss the PM’s RM150bil Indian investment deals goodbye, Modi tells poet Perlis Mufti

NEW DELHI:  Today a spokesman for Indian Prime Minister Narenda Modi had a message to all Malaysians in response to the delightful poem Perlis Mufti Datuk Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin admitted he had directed at his government and not certain Malaysians as originally thought.

“Our Prime Minister would like to inform Malaysia and the good Dr Asri, that in response to his insulting ‘cow worshiper’ poem, India is scrapping the RM157billion in trade and investment deals your Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak worked so hard on while he was in India weeks ago.” a visibly enraged Indian Cabinet Minister explained.

“Malaysia’s economy must be doing so brilliantly, you can afford to throw insults at your large ‘tyrannical’ Indian trading partner whose judicial system issues arrest warrants to Islamic TV preachers over small matters such as suspected terrorism and money laundering!”

In other news, India has reinstated the visa fee increase applicable to visiting Malaysians and sources close to superstar actor Rajinikanth say Kabali2 will now have a climactic ‘poetry slam’ final scene.

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