Hishammuddin’s Special Function To Include Not Being Zahid
KUALA LUMPUR: Hours after his appointment as Special Functions Minister, sources in the Prime Minister’s Office confirmed Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein’s main special function will involve not being Deputy Prime Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi.
“Hishammuddin who is already Defence Minister won’t take his new special functions responsibilities lightly,” a spokesman confirmed, “we expect he will dedicate himself to not being Zahid at all times!”
“The PM has great faith in Hishammuddin, and if anyone is ideally suited to the role of not being Zahid, it’s his cousin!”
The government has told the rakyat not to speculate why the Prime Minister would suddenly appoint a Special Functions Minister at this time, “Perhaps special functions involves organising birthday parties?” Zahid supporters suggested hopefully.