Published On: Tue, Feb 21st, 2017

Malaysia tells N. Korea: We only compromise investigations involving our Prime Minister

PETALING JAYA:  Today officials close to Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Anifah Aman hit out at North Korea’s baseless, delusional allegations and distrust of Malaysia’s investigation into the murder of Kim Jong-nam.

“The foreign office assures that Malaysia has no interest in putting North Korea in a poor light as doing so has no bearing on the Prime Minister’s re-election chances,” explained a spokesman, “there’s no reason not to trust the outcome of these investigations.”

“During this unfortunate diplomatic spat we have to ask ourselves, ‘what kind of crazy two-bit country starts making up stories of people colluding with foreign meddlers to protect its interests?’  We have some theories as to who put Pyongyang up to this, we cant rule out North Korea somehow being in cahoots with the opposition or George Soros as part of a global Jewish anti-1MDB master-plan to discredit Malaysia!”

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