Published On: Mon, Jan 30th, 2017

PM Demands Trump Reverse Muslim Ban In Powerful Daydream

PUTRAJAYA:  Today Malaysia’s Prime Minister and self-appointed champion of Muslims, Najib Abdul Razak, flayed US President Donald Trump over his policy to prevent Muslim refugees from entering the United States in a confrontational 15 minute daydream.

“The PM looked pretty pleased with himself after nodding off for a few minutes,” a witness to the satisfying daydream remarked, “he must have really imagined letting Trump have it!”

“Najib told us after he awoke he’d imagined telling Trump in the strongest possible terms that like with the Rohingya, Malaysia strongly rejected any form of religious discrimination directed against Muslims, giving the US President no choice but to back down and reverse the policy immediately.”

The PM is hoping to golf with President Trump sometime in 2017.

 

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