Published On: Thu, Oct 20th, 2016

After Hotdog Row, Kevin Bacon Changes Name to Kevin Beef Bacon

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HOLLYWOOD:  Today the management of Hollywood actor Kevin Bacon the star of movies such as Footloose, A Few Good Men and X-Men First Class announced he was planning a name change to attract new fans.

“Kevin was disappointed when his FOX TV show ‘The Following’ was cancelled recently ,” said a source, “he needs to appeal to a broader audience.”

“If sensitive Malaysian religious authorities are avoiding hotdogs, we feel Kevin Bacon should call himself Kevin Beef Bacon.  He may even consider ‘Kevin Soy Bacon’ to tap the vegan market!”

Update: Jon Hamm star of hit TV show ‘Mad Men’ considering ‘Jon Turkey Hamm’.

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