Published On: Tue, Oct 4th, 2016

Thailand blames Kelantan for its high rate of horny men

THAILAND: Officials from Southern Thailand’s border town, Golok, today blamed its huge drugs and prostitution industry on a constant influx of horny Kelantanese men.

“We wouldn’t have a big red light district if our town wasn’t so close to Kota Baru,” explained Thai MP, Horachai Watchaporn, “each week, Golok is flooded with randy repressed men, especially after the Kelantan PAS government banned most forms of entertainment.”

“If Kelantanese men stopped bringing their cash to Golok, Thai women wouldn’t be tempted to offer them drugs, or work as prostitutes.  They really should learn some modesty when it comes to flashing their money!”

Kelantan has said it will help Thailand, confirming several senior officials have volunteered to spend a few weekends in Golok to get a better feel for the problem.

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