Criminals Announce Plans To Rob Politicians Not Declaring Assets

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KUALA LUMPUR:  Today the nation’s law-breakers revealed plans to focus on robbing politicians who won’t publicly reveal their assets.

“I got the idea after listening to Minister of Federal Territories, Datuk Seri Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor, who despite evidence of high level corruption in DBKL, says he wont reveal the extent of his wealth  to avoid being targeted by criminals,” said professional thief, Kid Kangkung, “I then realised, it’s the wealthy politicians and their families not disclosing their riches I should be stealing from, not the poorer ones with nothing to hide.”

For the the safety of their loved ones and to protect their valuables, crime prevention analysts recommend DBKL officials like Tengku Adnan declare their assets as soon as possible.

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